Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[somethingelseishere]

"Patton Oswalt is what you get when you shave an Ewok".

[Mister Obvious]

"He's like my North Star, basically."

[Mister Obvious]

"Excellent work, me!"

[Mister Obvious]

"He's like a goth Tarzan."

[Mister Obvious]

"Ugh, turn that DISGUSTING light off!"

(It's cool toned.)

[somethingelseishere]

"Rose McGowan's life-ometer is stuck on Full Retard."

[Mister Obvious]

Bahahahahahahaha omg IT FUCKING ISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Rose McGowan has lost her fucking mind"
http://www.sectual.com/thread-52.html

[Mister Obvious]

"You stand no chance against me, that's all I'm sayin'."

[Guest]

you think you are so tough cyberslut
I bet you don't even have a quality keyboard

[Guest]

What is my plan being? When there’s nowhere to hide from these gay dudes...

[Guest]

Hey you guys, mo told me you can all try out her biscuit and buns

[Mister Obvious]

"You make me spill my milk, I'ma fuck you up."

[Mister Obvious]

"I'd rather jump off a cliff."

[Guest]

I think I fell in love with mo just like liz claman , titty size doesn't seem tomatter

[Mister Obvious]

THAT'S TRUE LOVE, BABY!!!!!!!?

[Guest]

“Aquariums be like... (I can’t believe it. No fish emojis! MO is a $@&””?! ??;££€¥*.)”

[Mister Obvious]

Oh it's cool man, all you gotta do is write *fish emoji*

[Guest]

Wow u really r da best moderator in town ?

[Guest]

I think so

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not gonna give you a fish emoji just cuz you want one...

The day that *I* want a fish emoji is the day we will have a fish emoji.