Anybody else have a LOUD AS FUCK sneeze??

[zenba]

you know how you can shatter a glass with a certain pitch due to resonant frequency? i wonder if you could get something like that for your sneezes. it would just explode, and you wouldn't even react, but the people around would be like WHATDAFUQ.

[Mister Obvious]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dude.

The AMOUNT of SHEER POWER that is released during these sneezes is CRAZY.

Cuz think about it...

When do you ever make a sound that loud apart from screaming or yelling??

And there are feelings involved in that.

I think the power behind a sneeze is even more powerful than yelling/screaming because it's UNSTOPPABLE, it's primordial even.

If I had one superpower that was like...

Uncontrollable newbie X-Men level shit, it would be destroying things with the power of my sneeze.

[zenba]

GOD DAMN IT! KEEP THAT FEATHER AND BLACK PEPPER AWAY FROM SNEEZINA! NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

*disintegrates into pile of dust*

[Guest]

look how mo.s dress is shimmering trying to lure us into her demonic hedonistic web

ha Choo , I spew you out of my mouth satan , I will not partake of the vaginal juices !

seriously though women perfume made me sneeze wildly as a little circumcised baby

[Mister Obvious]

Guest is a great example of "Phantom Foreskin Syndrome" and how mentally scarring the barbaric act of circumcision is.

[Mister Obvious]

It never ceases to astound me how loud it truly is.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean it sounds LEGITIMATELY dangerous.