02-20-2020, 09:10 PM
#relatable
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Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
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(02-20-2020, 09:10 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: #relatableThey trying to make the internets into TV MO, remember back with pop up ads n shit? We got over that, now they trying it even harder. Why you want to spam an ad at me cos you think your algo thinks it knows what I like? I mean I get pepper pig kids shows recs on youtube and my youngest is 20yo I mean wtf? Your algo is fucked google bing is worse im over this shit serious we need to take this shit back! Thanks for listening to my whining like a bitch shit MO no where else to vent :( 
02-22-2020, 12:41 AM
OH MY GOD, SO DO I!!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THIS!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN FARTING NONNN STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
02-22-2020, 12:42 AM
It's ovulation gas...
Can you believe that's a thing?? Literally man, sigh, look it up... We bitches never catch a break!?
LOVELINESS is one stroke away from LONELINESS
02-24-2020, 06:07 PM
*studies can of corned beef*
*strokes attached key* "This is gonna be good for our soul."
02-24-2020, 07:27 PM
“Is this how the 1% feel... that their battery is just about to die?”
02-24-2020, 08:20 PM
i've heard of butt buddies... but fart friends? that's a new one.
we can be bfffs. best fart friends forever!
02-25-2020, 11:29 PM
“God I smell good
02-25-2020, 11:33 PM
02-26-2020, 02:48 AM
Ah... ok
02-27-2020, 04:05 AM
"I feel like it was a typo and they just ran with it."
02-27-2020, 04:00 PM
"I don't think it's funny, I think it's fuckin' stupid."
02-27-2020, 04:12 PM
"Lactose intolerance really should be relegated to just the rapists of the world."
02-28-2020, 01:22 AM
"YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO BLOW ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
03-01-2020, 01:57 PM
If I offend you, cry me a river. I'll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears; eating chips and working on my tan
03-04-2020, 11:00 AM
My weeners is yurning for some warm buns and condomints
03-05-2020, 08:45 PM
My life is pure poetry in motion. But sometimes I just can’t stanza it.
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