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Goodbye, Teal Swan...
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09-18-2019, 10:20 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2M4FVYlJ1_/
she talks in riddles and i would need to be doped up around her ,wearing my silken soy boy robe with multiple erections she can just reach in and grab 
09-18-2019, 01:03 PM
10-21-2019, 10:05 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B32UCLvlhCw/
That guy needs to put on like 50 lbs. Fucking vegans, going around looking like Holocaust victims... Does Teal require her men to be emaciated? Bit disturbing.
10-26-2019, 03:03 PM
I find that Teal is right as fuck about most things, at least in her videos. I only watched like half the video though, ain't nobody got time for that.
12-18-2019, 02:45 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ON9AelQ1D/
I feel so sorry for vegan dudes though... That guy might even be hot if he was 50 lbs heavier.
12-18-2019, 03:15 PM
she is starting to get a double chin , that dude has no idea teal is about to balloon to 300lb and retain her snarky demeanor ...lots of luck skinny submissive dude prepare to duck and cover
12-18-2019, 03:18 PM
Yeah why isn't she absolutely skeletal if she's a vegan??
Maybe she makes all her men be vegans while she secretly sneaks dairy? She does look much too healthy for a vegan.
12-24-2019, 04:46 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6d-eGAl1Gs/
I guess Teal has female cucks as well. Teal looks like my grandma.
01-18-2020, 11:51 AM
Teal is banishing us into the cornfields again... https://houseofgeekery.files.wordpress.c...arytz1.jpg 
01-21-2020, 07:18 AM
Hands Up! Panties Down!
01-21-2020, 01:30 PM
She needs to be!!!
LOL!!! It's probably her own merch... She makes weird art too.
01-21-2020, 01:56 PM
I couldn't make out the first few letters but noticed the last few letters look like "UAL" with maybe a "T" before them.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
02-22-2020, 07:18 PM
I actually totally agree with Teal on this... This is why I preach radical self-acceptance and self-centeredness. I'm a totally self-obsessed person and yet I am unwaveringly devoted to other people etc. to levels that I rarely see anyone else being capable of.
02-22-2020, 07:19 PM
4:00 fucking exactly OMG... it's like Teal watched my recent video! Yay, Teal!
03-23-2020, 07:17 PM
This is what Teal feeds her man bun wearing dude harem!!!!!!!!
03-23-2020, 08:55 PM
She needs a see threw dress and a couple cucks doing her chopping and then getting on their knees and offering it to their high priestess
Shwing
03-30-2020, 02:27 AM
I thought she was holding a super wide loaf of bread when I first saw the thumbnail.
03-30-2020, 06:31 AM
“If you stop lying you’ll find the place you actually belong”.
You need to stand up, stand for something. Teal is in the fortunate position of being able to lie down whilst standing because that’s what Swans can do. She may have been a Tear Swan. But that little r stood up straight. Teal carries rye bread. It is dry. No tears inside. In the right light study becomes insight. This post deserves an off the chain soundtrack trilogy. |
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