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03-29-2020, 01:03 PM
I'm almost 100% sure I've made a thread about this before but I couldn't find it with a few search terms and my rule is that things should be stated multiple times with different wording. I digress...
I was on a date with a dude back before the apocalypse kicked off, and we were talking about the land he owns, what he should build on it, etc. Eventually, I mentioned that he needs to put an outhouse on it! Well he seemed DISGUSTED by the idea! Right then I knew he wasn't the guy for me... but I went on just as friendly as ever nonetheless.
I tried to sweeten the deal for him telling him "Obviously you can have a nice bathroom in your cabin, but there really should be an outhouse too, you know, just in case." I think he'll put an outhouse on it... I think I sold him on it. But if he needed to be sold on an outhouse, there's clearly a problem there.
My point is this...
If it's gotta be an outhouse, fine. Just make sure it's got a door on it as wide as the whole structure, and preferably a window at the back too. We need to be exposed to nature AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE when we're dropping a load.
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I think you all know how I feel about this.
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I wish I could drop every load, right into Mother Earth's crapbasket.
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If I had lots of land I'd be pooping in different spots. I'll plant some wide bushes in different places as markers for where to poop.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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Amen, Dark, God bless... that's the right attitude buddy.
I used an outhouse for about 4 years as a kid , its smelly and full of flies . I did not look forward to that . Pissing outside just randomly is fun but I would want to keep shitting in a water flush dealybobber . I saw some woman with a backpack the other day walk into a ditch beside the highway and squat down , looked pretty nasty and reminded me of zane for some reason .
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You gotta build your outhouse to a STANDARD.
It needs to be QUALITY.
It needs to LOOK NICE.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/e1/bc/...477f41.jpg
That's a good example, I assume the open part in the door is screen.
There should be a lot of windows with screen.
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Oh wait, that's a fucking mirror...
LMFAO.
Uhhh.
Why THE FUCK would there be a mirror on an outhouse??
Ahahaha...
Ummm, that part in the door should be OPEN. And SCREENED.
If you want a fucking covering over it, then you can get a roll up bamboo curtain or something to hang at the top and roll down if need be...
But your outhouse should be angled so that it's facing the woods where fuckall nobody can see you anyway.
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A mirror, are you fucking kidding me?
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https://www.google.com/search?q=outhouse+ideas
None of these fucking outhouses are built right, I can't believe how dumb people are.
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(03-29-2020, 02:37 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you want a fucking covering over it, then you can get a roll up bamboo curtain or something to hang at the top and roll down if need be...
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/...L._AC_.jpg
Like that.
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The fuck is wrong with people.
Invest in a bidet manufacturer. Pretty sure there'll be a market for them after this.
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It's called a garden hose with a multi-settings nozzle!!!!!!!
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I can't believe people don't know how to clean their own asses without toilet paper or a fucking bidet...
Dear God.
How??
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When I say something is dumb as a box of shit, it couldn't get more literal than this.
Because they're city folk.
Ain't no house proud town mouse gonna build an outhouse on their manicured back lawn.
They'll chuck their old toilet out by the curb and install a bidet though.
I don't even use that much toilet paper. My poops come out clean and solid. Wiping is really just a formality.
If I did have a messy poop, there's a hand shower in the tub next to the toilet. No need to go outside naked and end up on a registered sex offenders list to clean my butt.
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