We need to discuss how motherfucking epic Modern Talking is...

[Mister Obvious]

IT'S ROMANTIC OKAY.

[Mister Obvious]

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[Guest]

I hated them back then, lol, and now it's cheesy German pop gold.

You know, when songs haunted you because there was no escape as they did play EVERYWHERE, but through time they turn out to be good and fun, and sentimentality adds a lot when thinking back, and how you were when they were in the charts?

And no one is more lifted today than Dieter Bohlen

[Mister Obvious]

but through time they turn out to be good and fun, and sentimentality adds a lot when thinking back, and how you were when they were in the charts?

I know, isn't that so interesting?!

I made a thread sorta addressing that topic...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-3017.html

"I used to hate this song, but now I like it because all new music sucks."

ROFL I've had the exact same observation...

You KNOW shit is bad when 90s music sounds good.

Dear God...

The END is NIGH AS FUCK.

And no one is more lifted today than Dieter Bohlen

Oh my God ROFLROFLROFL!!!!!!

[Guest]

this is the gayest shit ever even surpassing    milli vanilli

and i even think it is grounds to have trix  sectioned for mental health evaluation

either that or she could come live in the jungle with me

Milli Vanilli were produced and sung by Frank Farian, who also brought us Boney M!

You'll love Boney M Trix, I'm sure.

The lip sync was and is still rampant in Germany though, lol

[Mister Obvious]

You'll love Boney M Trix, I'm sure.

Oh God yes. They have a lot of good songs.

Rasputin, Daddy Cool... I actually made a 19 minute version/edit of Daddy Cool, LMFAO. Holy hell. It was for my car playlist.

But Rivers of Babylon makes me cry. I like singing along to that one.

[Guest]

Oh God yes. They have a lot of good songs.

Rasputin, Daddy Cool... I actually made a 19 minute version/edit of Daddy Cool, LMFAO. Holy hell. It was for my car playlist.

But Rivers of Babylon makes me cry. I like singing along to that one.

It's dance floor gold indeed, and still gets played. 

Opt for queer venues for your dose of disco!

I did so last weekend after a loooong  time, and like every time, they played the best of disco and house from 1970s until 1990s.

[Mister Obvious]

BUMP FOR EXTREME IMPORTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

SAME.

[Guest]

Trix darling please let us know if you plan on havin sex this weekend, we want you to be safe and free of disease. Please just dont be ashamed and tell us all about it !

[Mister Obvious]

I haven't had sex in a year and a half.

[Mister Obvious]

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It's just so epic, so many great little moments.

[Mister Obvious]

That one may be my favorite.

"Atlantis Is Calling" would probably be second.

[Mister Obvious]

1:45 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING WITH THAT FUCKING GUITAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!!!

I swear it never gets old.

[Mister Obvious]

But at the same time it's like who fuckin' cares, it's just so damn fucking legendary.

[Mister Obvious]

Thomas Anders always wore that "NORA" necklace that his wife Nora Balling gave to him...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nora_Balling

All the chicks in love with Anders HATED Nora, and to be honest she does seem like a whacky bitch...



I dunno how I'd feel about being with a man who's prettier than me...

But if you make him wear your name around his neck, well I guess that makes things better.

0:18 like for real, this is some whack shit...

What was up with their contract??

Like was this an arranged marriage or WHAT!?

I just looked up their bio / astro compat and it's fucking HEINOUS lmao.

What kinda crazy fucked up luciferian elitist family does she belong to?!

LMAO...

Cuz come on, she was TOTALLY his handler.

They got married in '84 and only after that did Modern Talking have any success.

It's so weird that her page on english Wiki has been removed since I posted this, now there's only this page: https://ast.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nora_Balling

Translating it to english does little good and there looks to be nothing in there about who her family is.

[Mister Obvious]

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/PK0Y3G/l-r-nor...PK0Y3G.jpg

Nora "I Bought Him With My Family's Money" Balling.

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[Mister Obvious]

ODDLY APPEALING.