Kelli In the Raw: Gods/Goddesses, Spirit Guides, Angels... They're ALL Reptilians!!!

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-4bzqKHv_P

http://kellicoffeeent.com

You gotta be fucking joking me...

I've said it before, I'll say it again...

Times like these show who people really are.

Now Kelli's gotta go into the "I still love you, but" pile.

At least she won't be alone there...

[Mister Obvious]

Largest supply in the world??

Really?

I mean...

What?

[Mister Obvious]

And it's like if that were REALLY true, whoever she's working with on this would probably just be seized...

Unless she's working with a China wholesaler or something, which, fucking LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

A bitch has gotta make money, I get it...

But I think Kelli's trying to do it the old way, and the old way is dead.

She better start trying to pioneer a different way.

[Mister Obvious]

Like what the fuck, Kelli?

[somethingelseishere]

So she for real started slangin' virus masks??

ROFL. She probably thought "A bitch is about to get rich off this mask buhshit!" lol

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah man, exactly.

Kelli's always been a hustler and I've never had a problem with it before, but this just rubs me the wrong way.

[Mister Obvious]

27:39.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTletlyZnuk

Kelli says she was born without a uvula and claims she grew one in the past 2 years.

[somethingelseishere]

I wonder if trans-racial and trans-species will ever get any traction?

[Mister Obvious]

Nope... the entire facade is breaking down before that gets a chance to happen.

[somethingelseishere]

I actually thought that a uvula was associated with a woman's feminine parts, hahahahaha.
Had to Google it. Ooooh my God. I crack me up sometimes. Either way, if people are just gonna
start salamandering body parts then I'ma get to making my Christmas list! lol

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it's interesting. She said she used to choke a lot because apparently the uvula is sorta crucial in how the whole swallowing thingy functions...



It IS a thing to be born without a uvula, obviously it's exceedingly rare.

As far as whether I believe she really did grow one...



I am not leaning too hard in any direction. I guess it's possible. Who knows. Reality is just an illusion anyway.

[Mister Obvious]

It sucks how she's taken to deleting all of her livestreams after the fact. But it's okay... I like her a lot. I'm just glad when I catch 'em.

She's been coming at us from a lot of strange hours lately. She hurt her rib recently and has been dealing with that.

I think she reaches out to talk with her audience when she's having a hard time, is lonely, or in pain... which makes sense.

I always have found her pretty enlightening and rarely disagree with what she says. Sometimes I do. But not a whole lot.

She never does anything that seems leechy or vampiric with her audience either, besides trying to sell shit... which, come on, who doesn't do that these days. So she's always nice to listen to.

But I feel bad for her because her whole "allergy" situation seems to never improve or let up... it's obvious at this point that the problem is "permanent" unless it has to do with something in her body that is toxic and can be remedied.

Over all, I think Kelli is a great chick. She's been through her fair share of shit, raised a family, spent a very large portion of her life with a douchebag husband who never treated her right, and now she's over 50 and finally gotten to see what it's like to experience life by herself. She's pretty tough, seems like she knows how to hustle. She's pretty hardcore... she's certainly going to tell the truth about the whole 9 yards until there's not a breath left in her body, and I commend her for that.

[Mister Obvious]

She livestreamed for about 6 hours straight the other day, and then probably napped for a while and came back later that night to hang out for a few more hours. I like Kelli a lot.

[Mister Obvious]

Look how fucking legendary this GIF is...

https://imgur.com/a/KKRDjLE

It's the preview that plays when you hover over her newest livestream thumbnail...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgbnC7vAfWk

ROFL, it doesn't get any more perfect than that.

It's a pretty long livestream, I have no idea what she's discussing in it, I haven't had time to watch.

Looks like she was chopping lettuce or something with the knife, but... I dunno, I just thought it was epic legendary GIF material.

I love Kelli, she's a badass chick.

[somethingelseishere]

"Dis what it look like when a bitch 'bout ta get cut!" lol

[Mister Obvious]

rofflerofflemayho

[Mister Obvious]

Kelli is one of those people who were meant to share their life on camera and communicate with people via this medium.

[Mister Obvious]

I think Kelli is such a wonderful lady and I love listening to her while I multitask.