Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

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[somethingelseishere]

"There should've been a Spandau Ballet cover band called Spandex Ballet
that performed glam-rock versions of their songs. Major missed opportunity!!"

[somethingelseishere]

OK, I just Googled and there appears to be an "80's Live Tribute band" by that name
but they aren't geared towards Spandau Ballet. Tsk...

[somethingelseishere]

"In two-thousand-twenty, if you're still putting plastic in a microwave, you deserve everything you get!"

[somethingelseishere]

"Imagine a human-trafficking operation setting up shop disguised as a battered-women's
shelter. That's essentially what BLM has been doing to the black community from the jump."

[somethingelseishere]

" ... 1/4 tsp tears of an angry whore [fresh squeezed] ..."

[Guest]

I am drinking pink gatorade and pondering mo's femininity . pretty sure she is having a baby this summer
Finally found the right sperm. I was chattin with this big fat dude today and he smelt like he been masturbating for 3 days , my lord

[somethingelseishere]

"Emma Stone doing a New Jersey accent is absolute filthy-porn to my ears!"

[Mister Obvious]

pondering mo's femininity

lmfaolololololol

[Guest]

Instead of getting a new girl just start calling her a new name and change her hair color/style.
Nurses need to become more affectionate with more lingering touches it has great healing powers

[Mister Obvious]

lingering touches

[somethingelseishere]

"I know it's not 2010 anymore but I'm finding it extremely difficult to not
tell huge numbers of people online to please go kill themselves. I'm hoping it's
just a phase. Goddamn retrogrades..."

[somethingelseishere]

Just to clarify, I've never told anyone [online or off] to kill themselves.
But I've most certainly wanted to. More times than I can count.

[somethingelseishere]

"How the fuck are so many people just glossing over biden being a child-groper?"

Seriously though, that's a whole new level of Trump hate.
To rather support a sick old man who is openly inappropriate with children.
Goddamn, America... wtf??

[Mister Obvious]

"No wonder it looks so gay."

[somethingelseishere]

"That's gayer than five dudes sucking ten dicks."

[user328]

If alchemists lived today...

"Deep within ye Earth is concealed a viscous substance which our Science tells us is the heated and compressed remains of long-dead Creatures; from which ye Masters, by their Artifice, do make divers Fuels, Oils, and Materials."

[user328]

"How am I supposed to explain this when I don't understand it myself?"

[Mister Obvious]

If alchemists lived today...

"Deep within ye Earth is concealed a viscous substance which our Science tells us is the heated and compressed remains of long-dead Creatures; from which ye Masters, by their Artifice, do make divers Fuels, Oils, and Materials."

Uhhh that was beautiful, lmao!

[user328]

"If they made a film from the perspective of someone who went blind in the film, would the rest of it be a black screen?"