Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

"If they made a film from the perspective of someone who went blind in the film, would the rest of it be a black screen?"

Joe Pesci narrated all the way up until they whacked him.

[Guest]

Mo eats tuna sandwiches and pickles day after day , her snatch is clean ready

[user328]

Mo eats tuna sandwiches and pickles day after day , her snatch is clean ready

Pics or GTFO.

[somethingelseishere]

"Freckles are foreplay..."

[Guest]

I can never forget the day mo wored her brown corduroy pantsuit and flirted with me , ever since I been infatchewated with that sweet mama

[Mister Obvious]

brown corduroy pantsuit

You psychic Pisces scare the shit out of me.

[somethingelseishere]

*Googles 'normal prostate size'...*

"Sooo, they're NOT supposed to be the size of a grapefruit?"

[Guest]

I thought about mo like 4 times today as I slaved away like a beast of the field fighting for my meals , that girl really has a grip on me

[Mister Obvious]

that girl really has a grip on me

[52]

Love that song!

[user328]

"Venereal disease" sounded more fun than "sexually transmitted disease," not gonna lie.

[somethingelseishere]

"Since when are chicks under 30 called MILF's?? I guess in a world
where soft-ass hipsters have neck tattoos anything goes..."

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah that always confounded me...

Pretty sure I've said before that I consider the youngest age for a legitimate MILF to be about 35.

[somethingelseishere]

Yeah, 35 - 45. Sounds right.
Ain't no damn 24 year old ass bitch no goddamn MILF!
The fuck outta here with that tired shit!! lol

[user328]

I'd say 32 on the MILF thing.

[user328]

"Butthurt and jellus is no way to go through life, son."

[somethingelseishere]

I'd say 32 on the MILF thing.

Yeah, I'm pretty open with it starting between 30 - 35.
But it can't go beyond 45 I don't think. That's where cougar
territory begins. And you just don't move in on cougar turf!

[Mister Obvious]

35 - 45 MILF, 45+ cougar.

[Mister Obvious]

If you had your kid at 20, you're 35 when they're 15...

That's MILF territory.

Cuz let's never forget that the term MILF came from a movie about high school (or was it early college?) kids wanting to bang their friends' moms.

[Mister Obvious]

If you had your kid at 20, you're 35 when they're 15...

That's MILF territory.

Cuz let's never forget that the term MILF came from a movie about high school (or was it early college?) kids wanting to bang their friends' moms.

I still see 20 as pretty young to be having kids, so in my opinion MILFs don't get any younger than 35.

I don't think women looked as fucked up between 30-35 as they do now back in the day...

It's all the whoring around and chemicals/hormones in everything that fuck them up now.

If you had your kid at 15 and you're 30 years old with a 15 year old kid?

Well your parents sucked at raising you...

We aren't changing the MILF criteria for your ass.