This is one of the ladies I want to be when I grow up...

[Guest]

this is what I call soft core gilf hunting

lets turn this around and imagine mo being a guy and crushing on an older gq type fella

yeah not so innocent now is it , its amazing how much stuff women get away with

[Mister Obvious]

Lol.

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2:46 fullscreen, 0.5 speed.

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SHE'S WEARING MY FAVORITE COLOR IN THIS VIDEO AND SHE LOOKS GREAT IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Another one for the biocompat recordbooks, my sweet bitches...

Feast your eyes...

https://imgur.com/a/g1FfcEH

She gives her birthday here...



2:28...

Born in Kentucky too, just like me.

I dunno how much more proof anybody needs that this biocompat calculation stuff is 100% accurate.

[Mister Obvious]

Ninety. Fucking. Seven. Percent.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG, and she's a Goat on the Chinese zodiac too.

Goat and Horse are soulmates.

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I looooooove it when she models.

I want to be just like her.

I want to be pure and clean.

[Mister Obvious]

6:45 look how crazy hot she is.

Any dude would see her from behind and think she was like 30...

Then they'd see her from the front and think she was a young looking 50 year old with exceptional good looks.

Is she even human???

HOW!?

[Mister Obvious]

She's CRAZY fucking hot.

I've never seen a lady over 65 who was this insanely hot.

For real.

Like...

No movie star or anybody ever.

I can't even believe it.

[Mister Obvious]

God...

Please oh please oh please oh please let me be her when I grow up.

[Mister Obvious]

She's a great role model, man...

Everything from style and looks to personality.

She's a shining example of how a woman should be, pretty much in every way from what I can tell.

I'm inspired...

I know I can never be as nice and pure as she is, and that will damage me in some ways...

But she really does give me hope, and at least makes me want to aspire to have these angelic qualities.

[Mister Obvious]

I was watching a video about her beauty tips lastnight where she said she goes out of her way to sleep on her back instead of her sides...

Like, I can't do that. Not even for the sake of beauty, hoping to stay young, avoiding wrinkles, etc.

I can't and I won't.

I sleep with a pillowcase over a big teddy bear and cuddle that motherfucker with my face buried in it. I am a side sleeper, plain and simple.

Never gonna give that up.

[Mister Obvious]

You gotta put the pillowcase over the teddy bear because you can't wash teddybears and all the oil and stuff from your skin all over it would eventually give you acne.

It looks like I'm holding the teddybear hostage, but listen, he agreed to it.

You wash the pillowcase every couple days.

[somethingelseishere]

"So I have been spending the last few days just trying to learn how to, work the camera..."

Oh Honey, you work that camera girl, my God, do you ever!! *drools*

[somethingelseishere]

I dunno how much more proof anybody needs that this biocompat calculation stuff is 100% accurate.

https://imgur.com/J7HJvh0

FML.



She's a whole lotta sweet Southern heat though, that's for sure!
Like a finely aged Ava Crowder... minus all the crime and killing and stuff. lol

[somethingelseishere]

I want to be pure and clean.

I know I can never be as nice and pure as she is, and that will damage me in some ways...

Best to nip that poison right in the bud now! 
Don't even entertain such foolish notions.
Kill it at the Root!

[somethingelseishere]

It looks like I'm holding the teddybear hostage, but listen, he agreed to it.

We'll just wait for Mr. Bear's testimony thank you very much!