THIS is what YouTube was created for!

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Urgh, reminds me, this chick... in high school... nevermind.

I passed by her at her locker once. She had just freshly flung her hair to the side.
That sweet, sweet smell of a fruity ice-cream shop caught my nostrils and I was
DONE! DONE I TELL YOU! 

Man, 15 was a bad year for ya boy. : (

[somethingelseishere]

I shall not name her, but I will dedicate this song to her.
To the girl whose locker was in the main front hallway, damn, 
ya kinda had me trippin. At least all of sophomore year. 

Here's to you honey.



Minus the desire to tie up and hold hostage in the woods.
Unless it was her idea. My old man always told me: 

"Son, don't ever argue with a lady. And you REALLY don't ever argue with a pretty lady." 
Guess the old bastard was right, lol.

[somethingelseishere]

Jesus waterboarding Christ, what IS IT with censoring music videos??
Gaaaaaaah, it's really cutting into my YT experience these days.

I ain't got time to chase down cuss words!!

[somethingelseishere]

Get it!!

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[somethingelseishere]

Fuck the lighters, I'm lightin' torches.



"He tries to please them all, this bitter man he is..."

[somethingelseishere]

"Go against the grain until the eeennnd..."

[somethingelseishere]

"I am, scared like, yooou..."

[somethingelseishere]

"I wanna feel the change consume me, feel the outside turning in..."

[somethingelseishere]

"I don't want it, I just need it, to breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive..."

[Guest]

I shall not name her, but I will dedicate this song to her.
To the girl whose locker was in the main front hallway, damn, 
ya kinda had me trippin. At least all of sophomore year. 

Here's to you honey.



Minus the desire to tie up and hold hostage in the woods.
Unless it was her idea. My old man always told me: 

"Son, don't ever argue with a lady. And you REALLY don't ever argue with a pretty lady." 
Guess the old bastard was right, lol.

Women can be real comely in the sittin position . i dont think bil paxton suits that role of rescuing he was busy tying up sluts and doing the lords work around that time in that awesome movie i never did knowed existed until 2015. I musta been way out of it back then see i never really knew mo existed until about 2012

[somethingelseishere]

*bobs head from side to side to this feel-good number*

[somethingelseishere]

Women can be real comely in the sittin position

I cannot disagree.

[somethingelseishere]

Smoooooooothe. Yes with an E.
Cuz I say so. Now pass the animal crackers... *nosh, nosh, crunch, crunch*

[somethingelseishere]

Quite possibly my FAVORITE Elvis song.



I hereby dedicate this beauty to my lifelong love.... Chocolate Cake.
Here's to many more years of gluttonous lust and no diabeetus!!

*raises a champagne glass full of chocolate cake*

[somethingelseishere]

And so keeping with the theme of my Caligulust for chocolate cake... lol

[somethingelseishere]

It was Burning Love that prompted my old man to buy me a short, used
coffee table to use as a "stage" and an old tape-recorder microphone so I could
get up there and lip-sync to all my Elvis favorites. I was four.

Yeah, I realize this is a public internet forum. I figure I'm just waaaaaay past caring anymore... lol

[somethingelseishere]

*not gonna cry*

[Dink Beaver]

@ 2:50 

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Goddamnit, Kenny! lol

My stomach is gonna be up in my throat now until tomorrow!!
Oh my God, that poor little blonde girl at the first, she was all "OK, let's do this!"
and then as she crossed the point of no return ALL that regret set in and you could SEE
it!! She was like "NOOOO, Not want! Not want!!!" OMG, my heart went out to her!

And look at the balls on that last bitch, falling off backwards like God and shit!
She's clearly in the 5 Dried Grams Club, for SURE!

My take: I wouldn't have even climbed up there!
Maaaaybe the 3 meter one, at a push! But any more than 10 or so feet, 'thefuckouttaheeuh!!