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Keep it going in five words. Here we go!
Deafening silence fell upon us...
when she lifted her dress...
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She hadn't shaved in months.
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Suddenly, in walks a Martian...
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... with a huge green hardon.
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"I've come for that ass."
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She reached for her revolver.
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But there wasn't enough time.
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The Martian grabbed her wrist.
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She exclaimed, "I have STDs!"
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Out of ideas, she submitted.
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When a thunderous cry emerged...
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Instantly, he lost his boner.
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There'd be hell to pay...
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"Not this shit again, Chester!"
(A Martian named Chester? I guess it's just the human translation of his Martian name. Let's go with it.)
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It's Chester, the Martian molester.
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