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02-25-2021, 03:59 PM
it's that time.
it is that mother fucking time.
almost. closely. soon.™
i never thought my moustache would fill in enough to rock a handlebar. all i needed to do was believe. and get paid to sit at home where i can let my beard go crazy.
this is the future. we're redoing the late 1800s. massive scientific expansion, massive facial hair expansion.
you're not a man without facial and chest hair.
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I only have maybe 8 chest hairs , little underarm hair , plenty of facial and genital
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Do you have a pictoral example of your preferred handlebar moustache look???
I just looked into it and I see that there are a variety of styles...
I'm pretty sure I know which kind you're into.
I personally think this is a fine real world example of a good handlebar moustache:
https://img.mensxp.com/media/content/201...00x900.jpg
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that's pretty damn close to what i'm going to have, but also with full beard. i have a natural gap between the moustache and beard, which continues down around the soul patch. makes it a lil tricky to find precise examples.
i'd like to have the curl be an upside down fibonacci spiral at some point.
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HALF THE STACHE IS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL RIGHT NOW
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JUST WALK IT OFF
WORK IT OUT
GIVE IT SOME TIME
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RELAX
AND RELAX YER SPHINCTERS TOO
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CONSCIOUS SPHINCTER RELAXATION GON MAKE YO LIFE EASIER
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oh god that made all the difference
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MUSTACHE CRISES CAN ALWAYS BE DEALT WITH BY PATIENCE AND FINESSE OF TOUCH
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and a dab of something sticky
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OKAY WELL I AM JUST NOT GONNA TAKE THAT TO THE PLACES WHERE I COULD TAKE THAT TO AND I CAUTION YOU TO BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY IN THE FUTURE GOOD SIR THIS IS THE WILD WEST AROUND HERE AND A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULDNT BE SO CONSCIENTIOUS AS MYSELF
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WHO'S GONNA TRY TO ARGUE THAT A FRESH SNAIL TRAIL ISN'T THE BEST GOOP FOR A MOUSTACHE?
