I've been wearing a bathrobe as a cardigan for the past month...

[Mister Obvious]

Oh wow, check this out...

https://www.amazon.com/Alexander-Del-Ros...A0269PURMD

This robe actually has the ultimate cuffs on it. They are like hoodie or nice sweatshirt cuffs.

I wish they all had those!!!

That would be great in a wide collared, hoodless option. Not wild about the material/texture, but it is better than the classic, no definition solid bath robes.

[Mister Obvious]

I farted.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol okay, I'm lying. I didn't just fart.

[Mister Obvious]

I fucking hate colors like light gray, and even dark grey. For gray to be at all acceptable, it'd have to be almost black.

[Mister Obvious]

That's not to say I haven't worn those colors in my life and may not again someday (God forbid), but I've honed in my tastes and preferences to a masterful degree in the past several years and I am far beyond gray at this point. It just doesn't even exist in my world, save for some electronics.

[Mister Obvious]

Gray, lol. Gross.

See, warm tones are where it's at...

https://www.amazon.com/SUNBABY-Thicker-S...B075YSRZD4

Look at the collar on that mofo!

I bet it's a trick. I bet it doesn't even fold up.

Whoa, that's a baller robe and some great colors though... heck, even their gray looks better than most grey shit!

[Mister Obvious]

This is kinda weird and ugly but kinda cool at the same time...

https://www.amazon.com/Cosplay-Akatsuki-...B08HWHS8MQ

Way too short though. Needs to be like 5 times that long.

[Mister Obvious]

This one looks decent...

https://www.amazon.com/Noble-Mount-Mens-...B010W142UK

Good collar width, looks like a nice medium fabric weight.

Tell you what though, I am sick and tired of looking at robes. This is done.