handlebar moustaches

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

fahkeen dyeen lafeen

[Mister Obvious]

I don't like struggling with hair, but I do everything I can to get it to grow fast!

It's very annoying to me because I can't stop running my fingers through it.

I wish there was some way to have a very fast updo...

Like one of those bouffant hairdos, but with no effort.

There must be some way.

[zenba]

mine just does that, i can do ~3" spikes with no effort. cut off my long hair to go back to that.

[Mister Obvious]

Bastard.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean sure you can get it to stand straight up at a short length with hair wax and stuff.

But I want mine to just be a series of big bubbles on top of my head.

[Mister Obvious]

I might have to invest in a massive beehive wig.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.amazon.com/ROSEBUD-Hairpiece...B087JHNLDV


rosebud lol

[Mister Obvious]

Hair is retarded.

[zenba]

i would try to sneak things in there when you weren't paying attention.

[zenba]

the beehive.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I'm feelin' it.

I'm gonna start researching this, but all I know is I want tall hair.

[zenba]

FUCC GRAVITY

one of the basic tenets of handlebar moustachery.

[FUN-G]

Step up WOOD

[THORAZINE-DREAMZ]

Im changing my name again to THORAZINE-DREAMZ

[Mister Obvious]

Fung: Non-Stop Idiot (Fully Vaccinated)

[Mister Obvious]

Your name is tardmuffin.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not naming any names, but somebody's an idiot.

[THORAZINE-DREAMZ]

Fung: Non-Stop Idiot (Fully Vaccinated)

I aint vaccinated yet.

[Mister Obvious]

KEEP YOURSELF PURE FUNG