Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

"Just turn the teleprompter around Joe, we'll read it ourselves."

[Mister Obvious]

"IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDA WEIRD ALIEN BIRD POOP"

[FUN-G]

"Its vaxx or its mask" "Slimy cornpop weasel face"

[Guest]

Who cares if i got a little poo on my finger, life is good

[Mister Obvious]

"I pizzle upon ye."

[Mister Obvious]

"I should have watched that whole ad."

[somethingelseishere]

Ya know how when ya get near the end of a bag of tortilla chips and they're
all broken, small and misshaped? I like to see how many I can find that look
like states. Earlier, I pulled one out to dip in some guac and thought...

"Is that fucking Rhode Island??" 




Hobbies. I got 'em.

[Mister Obvious]

That's what I'm talkin' about... that's exactly what this thread was made for!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Not gonna lie though... over the years, there have been a few times I've typed out my post and then ultimately said "NAAAAH I'M NOT SHARIN' THAT."

[Mister Obvious]

*recalls*

"Ah, yes. The whole "Banana Situation"..."

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

This is an example of a thought that I had which seems to have no fucking basis in reality whatsoever. It's not based on ANYTHING.

Except for the whole banana situation...

[Mister Obvious]

Okay okay...

So I ran across some pics I took a few months back during my whole banana cutting epiphany...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-17861.html

The post above was my reaction to the photos, verbatim.

Now you know.

[user328]

Ya know how when ya get near the end of a bag of tortilla chips and they're
all broken, small and misshaped? I like to see how many I can find that look
like states.

Dump the crumbs out on the table. You'll see Hawaii in there somewhere.

[Guest]

When mo riles me and kitty up too much , prank calling and sending authorities after us , well thats when we chill and just listen to neelam satang asmr redux on repeat. Oscar gets kitty treats and i get chocolate covered almonds and dr pepper

[Mister Obvious]

"These door knobs are UNFORGIVING."

[somethingelseishere]

Dump the crumbs out on the table. You'll see Hawaii in there somewhere.

There's a handful of Hawaii's in every bag! 

[zenba]

she prefers the RC cola version... mmmk.

[Guest]

I went to prayer meeting last thursday night and was immediately attracted to the youth ministers wife, like i wanted to bang her pronto
You can imagine the sins of the flesh this caused hey mo

[Mister Obvious]

I went to prayer meeting last thursday night and was immediately attracted to the youth ministers wife, like i wanted to bang her pronto
You can imagine the sins of the flesh this caused hey mo

That's hot.