Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

*cleaning my filthy hair brush*

"What kind of a girl lets shit like this happen?"

[Mister Obvious]

Think I'm just gonna start using a comb.

Like, combs do nothing to distribute the natural oils from your scalp throughout your hair, and they're kinda dumb for long hair, but dude...

Gross.

[Mister Obvious]

Like yes, I am admitting this on a public forum.

[Mister Obvious]

That's a Spornette hair brush, the shit ain't cheap so I just utilized this cleaning tactic I saw my grandma use on hair brushes when I was a kid.

It's working very well and will restore the brush to almost like new, but TBH I just tried out this really pretty pink comb I have and it worked perfectly well for my hair. I think I will just use the hair brush every now and then.

I used to not have to brush my hair at all, even when it was getting some length. But now it's gotta be brushed/combed.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. I started using a comb last week.

I had this comb in a drawer for about two decades and remembered it.

[Dark Dick]

Your hair also removes toxins from your body.

Maybe your armpit hair helps the lymphnode clusters around your armpits remove toxins.

Your body hair might be directly removing toxins from around where they grow.

[Guest]

Lady mo you brought a plague of sexy upon the peasants , now I got some lymph node clusters in my groin waiting to unload

[Mister Obvious]

THAT SOUNDS BAD

[Mister Obvious]

"Well I just thank fucking God it's strapped to my body."

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

LOL.  I started using a comb last week.

I had this comb in a drawer for about two decades and remembered it.

Is that Nu-Brush? My dads Plastic comb from the UK Navy? I think he used to use it to get rid of crabs!

[Mister Obvious]

"I'd like to season some beans with THAT!"

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

I would never date or marry a nurse in this era. They are all sociopaths , you cross them and they will snuff you out and dismember you

[FungBro]

Men who are afraid of nurses, are like weaklings who are afraid of curses.

[Mister Obvious]

"That fly's SEEN SOME SHIT!!!!!!!!!!"

[THEFUNGUS]

That Fly been in this chamber for 17 years, I bashed it, sprayed it, drowned it, whacked it, the motherfucker still alive, and its grown, I think its time to say we are all already dead.

[somethingelseishere]

"Man, can you imagine Trent Reznor as a televangelist??"

ROFL, sometimes I even surprize myself.

[user328]

*cleaning my filthy hair brush*

"What kind of a girl lets shit like this happen?"

I use my comb to clean the hair out of my brush.

[Mister Obvious]

Yep that's what I've started doing too. I got that fucker cleaned up and restored like new. That shit was crazy though, lmao, I will NEVERRR let that happen again.

[user328]

It's amazing how much lint comes out with the hair wad.