If I start to look like Christopher Walken the older I get...

[THEFUNGBRO]

Yeah so some goat laughed at me toaster today.
I kind of cried a bit.
Then I took the goat home and stuffed it in my fucking washing machine and killed the cunt!
How dare it laugh at my washing machine!

[Mister Obvious]

I got the strange urge to take a MASSIVE shit when I read that post.

[Mister Obvious]

We are here.

I about shit when I found this clip too.

Just randomly looked up "best Christopher Walken scenes" on YouTube and this random big channel vid came up...

And I hear him say that and I'm like HOOOOLY crap.

It was eerie, but in a delicious way.

Another synch.

[THEFUNGBRO]

I got the strange urge to take a MASSIVE shit when I read that post.

Fiber? Well let me tell you penis licker.
I ate asbestos from a toaster when I was 15, and now im 45.
And it got me wasted! And no goats ever gave shit to my clothes dryer back then.
In fact they humped my leg dude.
And then I had to tell the gays to go away cos im not that way you see?
Fuckin blunderbuster is ye!

[Mister Obvious]

I ate asbestos from a toaster when I was 15, and now im 45.
And it got me wasted! And no goats ever gave shit to my clothes dryer back then.

How can I hate you when you say shit like this...

And this is how you shop yourself to the world bro.

I mean in its own way, it really is legendary.

[THEFUNGBRO]

So you stay out late at night and you do your cash for free.

[Mister Obvious]

Now you might be asking yourself...

Why in the hell would a woman be so excited about looking like a man?

I mean, it's not exactly the type of thing that's gonna get you laid, is it?

Well, the truth is, at the end of the day...

Getting laid just isn't all that important to me.

What's important to me is that I have a whole lot of reasons to love who I see in the mirror.

Real talk.

[THEFUNGBRO]

Now you might be asking yourself...

Why in the hell would a woman be so excited about looking like a man?

I mean, it's not exactly the type of thing that's gonna get you laid, is it?

Well, the truth is, at the end of the day...

Getting laid just isn't all that important to me.

What's important to me is that I have a whole lot of reasons to love who I see in the mirror.

Real talk.

Now Agent Starling you know that's not the whole truth.

[Mister Obvious]

What do you think the whole truth is, Fungbro?

[somethingelseishere]

1) I ate asbestos from a toaster when I was 15

2) now im 45.

I'm only shocked by one of those. 

Hint - it's not the first one. 

Yeah holmes, I thought you were hardcore pushing 60!
Me being older than you just feels all kiiindsa wrong.

[somethingelseishere]

What's important to me is that I have a whole lot of reasons to love who I see in the mirror.

And you've got 'em!

 

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks, and I hope to cultivate more, prove myself, and have more reasons to be happy with who I see!!!

[THEFUNGBRO]

What do you think the whole truth is, Fungbro?

I don't think Clarice its best that way

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmmm.

Okay :)

[Mister Obvious]

So is Clarice a reference to Silence of the Lambs?

[Mister Obvious]

Christopher Walken wasn't in that movie but I feel like he totally should have been.

[THEFUNGBRO]

So is Clarice a reference to Silence of the Lambs?

Well ya know there is a couple of books Clarice not just 1 movie with Joe D Foster the Lesbaine.
A series Hannibal as well.
It is a shame Chris the Ballerina didn't have any part in the movies though would have made them better.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh interesting. I didn't know there were books, lmao! I have heard of the series but never seen it. Heard it was decent.

[THEFUNGBRO]

Its not so much if you look like Ronald the Ballerina, its if you can talk like him.

[THEFUNGBRO]

Oh interesting. I didn't know there were books, lmao! I have heard of the series but never seen it. Heard it was decent.

They are way more graphic too like WAY more graphic they took those parts out of the movies lol