Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

"If I was a man, I'd be excited about it too."

[somethingelseishere]

"What are FREE internet tiddies, Alex?" lol

[Mister Obvious]

lmfaololol

[DragonGhost]

Smoked sprats in oil they were nice, but I would prefer them in water, then I put them in a dehydrator, and make dried fish jerky.
So much energy so much protein so much make you well.

[DragonGhost]

"Stacie Green wow now that's a funny thing"

[DragonGhost]

"When you hit 40 there is no more Chads and Stacie's, just people with money and people without money"

[Mister Obvious]

WHO DA FUCK DIS STACIE GREEN BITCH

[Mister Obvious]

WHO YOU TALKIN BOUT

[XpA1a]

WHO YOU TALKIN BOUT

Willis I was talkin bout willis.

[Mister Obvious]

[user328]

If I could listen to two-hour podcasts without falling asleep an hour in, I'd be twice as smart as I am now.

[83u9S]

Mo have you still got your PO box?
I will send you a can of Tuna from here see if its any different.
I already asked the US Embassy and they said if its in a sealed can and cooked there is no problem.

[somethingelseishere]

"Dude, what if emus were giraffe-sized?"

[Mister Obvious]

Mo have you still got your PO box?

Nope, I sure do not hon.

Thanks for the thought though, very sweet.

I will get a PO box again someday, but not til I have a steady stream of action going on.

[somethingelseishere]

 not til I have a steady stream of action going on.

*picturing you dealing cards at a table in an old saloon*

[Mister Obvious]

Wow, that is gorgeous...

[Mister Obvious]

But when I used to go check my PO box there was literally never anything there...

Twas sad.

The part that sucks about it is that I originally got the PO box so I could send out a SHITTTLOOOADDDD of autograph requests (self-addressed/stamped of course) and I got A LOT of them back...

But there were sooo many that I never got back, like legendary ones I would have loved to have.

I do have an absolutely baller autograph collection dating back to 2006 though.

[Mister Obvious]

Sometimes it can take like a year to get them back...

I kept the box open til I was sure no more were coming then I let the payments lapse and I never gave them the key back lmfao.

[somethingelseishere]

But when I used to go check my PO box there was literally never anything there...

One box of grape-flavored Nerds per week pique your interest?? 

[Mister Obvious]

One box of grape-flavored Nerds per week pique your interest??

Tehehehehehe! Don't tempt me!!!