Clif High: One of the greatest minds of our time...

[Mister Obvious]

Clif...

[zenba]

are you saying that there aren't groups of beings organized to push psychic and emotional intents and impressions out to the masses?

[Mister Obvious]

are you saying that there aren't groups of beings organized to push psychic and emotional intents and impressions out to the masses?

I'm saying they do it through the most basic, foundational means that there are...

Subliminal messages in video, and by the use of imagery.

If you wanna argue they don't do that, then honey...

I am going to need to spank you, hard, sans pants, because you clearly need to be dominated right now.

[Mister Obvious]

Isn't that psychic enough?

Old tried and true proven methods not good enough?

Okay sure...

Let's get airy-fairy and act like it's being beamed down from all the satellites...

Oh wait, it literally is.

Via imagery and sound.

Just saying sweetie...

Now come here and put yourself over MOmma's knee so I can punish you.

[Mister Obvious]

You know shit is whack when a half retarded female needs to be the voice of reason, like holy fuck guys, get a grip.

You can start practicing by grabbing this ass.

[zenba]

someone's feisty lately.

[Mister Obvious]

I've never been afraid to stand up and speak what I think is true, regardless of who I'm talking to or how I think they're gonna take it, or what I think the consequences are gonna be...



I would say all this to Clif's face, and if he tried to argue such an obvious point, I would throw my hands up and walk away.

But not without making a grab for his cute lil silver finger loop cup on my way out, if he ain't giving me any genius babies, I'm gonna need a souvenir...

[zenba]

did you like his tan?

[Mister Obvious]

I actually didn't notice he was particularly tan but I absolutely did notice he looks amazing.

I am about to go back over to BitChute and see if he's posted anything new.

If not I might watch one of the older videos that I haven't already seen...

Feeling the need for a lil somethin' somethin' tonight...

[Mister Obvious]

On second thought, though... I should probably stay the hell away from commentating on Clif tonight because I'm feeling way too randy.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.bitchute.com/video/rs3NIEO4hHxs

I'll try to behave.

0:09 *moaning*

*also eating a slice of pound cake topped with strawberry preserves*

*drinking milk out of a repurposed glass jar*

Since it's the end of the world and all, I find it hard to throw certain things away, gnomesayin'.

Agh my God I haven't eaten something sweet like this in forever, and I can hardly stand it, lmao.

I should have masturbated instead. Ah well, the night's still young and hell, TBH, so am I.

Holy shit! It's Thursday night which means after midnight, it's technically Friday night. Then we get Friday day, and then we get ANOTHER Friday night, see how that works?!

*attempts another bite of pound cake*

Okay, yeah, I cannot do this. Don't tell anybody, but I'm throwing this away.

I should have just stuck with my cheese and craisins snack. Dunno what in the hell I was thinking.

Alright, I'm back with some cheese, craisins, and cashews, and I'm ready to seriously apply myself to watching this video...

But I gotta tell ya, I feel kiiiiiiiinda high right now. Which is weird cuz I'm not.

Bahahahaha dude I feel GOOOOOOOOOOD tonight. Like GOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOD.

1:40 you know what, this is the first fucking time I've ever truly understood what the hell the word "objectify" really means. Isn't that fucked up?? Leave it to Clif. God he's the greatest teacher of all time... I really think he might be. He's like a NATURAL teacher, in addition to what qualifications he has. I'm honestly so in love with Clif High and I never want it to end. Clif, I love you.

2:30 uh oh. It's at this point I realize that I overheard this video (in part) the other day. I will have to go and see if there's another one on his channel that strikes my interest which I have not heard yet.

I will say that I don't prefer overhearing Clif's videos because I don't get the chance to commentate on them when that happens, and I never like to let a Clif video get away from me without commentating.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.bitchute.com/video/dD5Ulv52dvtt

Okay let's try this one!

Oh wow, that color looks soooooo good on Clif.

0:05 lol he's so funny and charming... God. Do I even have to say it? No, I don't. You already know.

5 minutes later and I'm still like 10 seconds into this vid.

I dunno, you guys. This might be an impossible task for me tonight, rofl! I am waaay too distracted.

0:17 I love everything Clif says and does at any given point in time. I'm an absolutely mindless Clif obsessor.

1:20 he's explaining the FDA approval debacle and how the FDA doesn't give a fuck about you.

2:09 God, Clif's hands are gorgeous.

*omitted sexually inappropriate comments about Clif in rambly, mumbly Alex Jones voice*

4:00 "clot shot" nice one, never heard that before!

4:51 yeah I definitely agree with Clif on that.

6:58 he explains the damage the vax causes.

8:16 God, Clif looks fucking amazing.

15:24 dude I was low key distracted when he clapped his hands and it scared the fuck out of me ROFL!!!!!!

20:00 he starts explaining how viruses work.

24:00 somehow Clif makes such a dismal, played out topic so enjoyable. I've been loving hanging out with Clif tonight.

34:17 wow that's disturbing as hell.

36:00 so is vaxxed blood gonna taint the blood donation/transfusion supply now? I've never thought of this before.

41:28 that's hot.

42:00 he's basically explaining how vitamin D works in the body.

46:00 he says the uptick in accidents on the roadways (highest in 40 years) and the uptick in industrial accidents (highest in 60 years) is due to vaxxed people being all fucked up in the head now, that's what I gather.

48:58 he says wait for the job to fire you over not taking the vax, don't let them pressure you into quitting instead.

50:30 he says the people who are already vaxxed are gonna have to take like 16 more vaxxes AND boosters too, lmao...

Give the motherfuckers an inch, and they take a mile. Stand for nothing, fall for anything. It's on like that.

Everything's gonna be okay folks. Stay calm. Just relax. And give me your genius babies.

[Mister Obvious]

Trying to watch more Clif vids but BitChute won't stop buffering. They had this problem pretty well fixed, or at least I thought they did.

[zenba]

i've taken to just downloading the videos outright and then watching them from my local copy.

i have all the explorer's guide to woo. figure at some point, it's likely all his stuff will be taken down one way or another.

[zenba]

you might want to disable the p2p video in settings on bitchute if you keep havin trouble. or turn it back on. one of those.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay Genba I will check out that setting.

As far as saving Clif's vids, I'd never admit to such a thing considering how he loves to come after people who steal his content or whatever.

I didn't binge-watch his videos for comfort on a flight across the world in 2019 or anything though...

[zenba]

PIRATE4LIFE

he should feel honored that i've taken the time to archive his work for future posterity. not many get that honor.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I agree, these days I hardly save anything...

I used to save hardcore though, I mean HAAAARRRDDDDCORE.

I consider Clif's videos stuff that I'd show my kids in like 20 years or something...

Or maybe even just raise 'em on those vids right out of the gate.

"Okay kids, this is your Uncle Clif!"

(If he won't give me his genius sperm and be their daddy then I guess we're gonna have to settle for male supermodel sperm and uncle status... *shrug*)

[zenba]

I'M TELLING THE GENIUS CLUB ABOUT YOUR SPERMY INTENTS

[Mister Obvious]

Please do, and tell them exactly where they can find me too.

Tell them I don't have a whole lot of time left and I'm not fat or ugly.