wish the government would just come door to door executing all of us useless eaters

[Brent]

this virus thingy is so boring and slow  and fake 

I want to save them time and trouble so please just book a time   and I can swing open my door   and just blow me 

dude I am serious  I will even lay down a big plastic sheet so its easy clean up 

plus  harvest all my loosh and take all my belongings  

governments are the best and    we need to   offer up our lives and souls to them , don't fight back

[Mister Obvious]

I understand how you're feeling, it's a lot...

Especially when you're reading/looking at the news all the time.

Take a step back and tune out for a while.

They ain't at your door and they probably never will be.

But if they ever are...

Remember to handle it with a monk level of absolute no fucks given.

In that moment, you need to realize that it's all an illusion...

You're not real, they're not real, and you're just God taking a ride on a soap opera planet...

[xnFjC]

I know how you feel dude, so does MO, just if they come to mine I will be eating them, so they will become useless, and I useful.
Do a poo under a tree and fertilize it so critters can use it. Make sure you eat human scum first the trees grow quicker.