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I just moved in to a new place last wednesday..
woke up in neighbours bed thursday morning.
it started as i was haulng stuff in, she held the door open for me. then as we went in the building, i saw she was my neighbour. I introduced myself, and continued on moving.
later on, she starts talking to me from the patio,
I mention her by name and she asks, how did you remember my name?
ï said it's the most beautiful name ever, how could i forget...
;)
then she invited me for a drink after..
when i showed up, i showed up with non alcoholic beers...
when she realized i dont drink, she smiled even more...
as the night progressed, i told her i still have to move in my bed.
she said no problem, i could stay there but no sex.
but do you think that ever happens? hehe..
found out she is unvaccinated too..
God we had fun..
not looking for a GF and she's not looking for a BF, so its perfect.
shes fucking hot too, one would think shes a stripper.
so fucking happy i moved!
Cunting Manlet
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08-29-2021, 12:27 PM
Wow you slept with a bitch?
I have slept with loads of them including my sister mother aunt et al.
You still might wanna get laid though virgin.
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Cunting Manlet
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08-29-2021, 12:36 PM
(08-29-2021, 12:29 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Are you a Scorpio?
Geez thats like asking are you Hitler lmaoooooooooooooo
Of course it is! 
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I know, definitely seems like a Scorpio, and I've probably asked before... I gotta remember to write it down this time.
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(08-29-2021, 12:27 PM)Cunting Manlet Wrote: Wow you slept with a bitch?
I have slept with loads of them including my sister mother aunt et al.
You still might wanna get laid though virgin.
you sound jelly, too jelly to see the entertainment factor...
i am literally banging the girl next door,
first fucking night.
bet it took you months, possibly years to bang your auntie.
(08-29-2021, 12:29 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Are you a Scorpio?
capricorn.
why can you give me some pointers?
last girl i was talking to told me that our star signs dont match so theres no point of dating... like wtf
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08-29-2021, 12:43 PM
(08-29-2021, 12:36 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I know, definitely seems like a Scorpio, and I've probably asked before... I gotta remember to write it down this time.
What is dev I forget?
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(08-29-2021, 12:40 PM)panthers Wrote: bet it took you months, possibly years to bang your auntie.
Cunting Manlet
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08-29-2021, 12:49 PM
When I was young I did actually fap over one of my Aunties cos she was hot but I never had sex with them.
That's only for inbred cunts who need a 338 lapua through their brain.
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Okay, Cappie...
I was gonna shit if there was ANOTHER Scorpio among us, like holy shit.
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(08-29-2021, 12:49 PM)Cunting Manlet Wrote: When I was young I did actually fap over one of my Aunties cos she was hot but I never had sex with them.
I used to lust after my hotass cousins, it's normal.
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(08-29-2021, 12:43 PM)Cunting Manlet Wrote: What is dev I forget?
I'm a Scorpio, ya bastard.
08-29-2021, 01:07 PM
(08-29-2021, 01:05 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Okay, Cappie...
I was gonna shit if there was ANOTHER Scorpio among us, like holy shit.
What is Dev the fuckingggggggggg PEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Answer or I got scccccccchizooooooooooooooooooooooo
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But nah, I don't need any pointers.
TBH, I am not really into having sex with people, it's too scary.
Way too many whores out there...
I hate promiscuity. Really gross and you can't detect AIDS in some tests for like 3 months so it's super unsafe to fuck people if you don't know where they've been (for sure) and don't know what they have.
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Dev = Scorpio
And there are so many others here too, no BS.
I'm Scorpio rising.
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And 1st house Pluto in Scorpio too.
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All your base are belong to us?
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(08-29-2021, 01:06 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I used to lust after my hotass cousins, it's normal.
Damn straight its fucking normal like when I was 14 and rubbing my 15yo cousin through the pants.
And im like lets go fuck this, but she stopped it. Its best just for cuddling and rubbing go in the pants gets bad shit.
Leave it just innocent playing as kids.
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Fung was gonna bang his cousin, that's hot.
That's the kind of initiative I appreciate.
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