Im going to shave off my eyebrows

[CUNT FUCKER KILLER]

Cos I fucking can!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ5fIKmn1ok

[Mister Obvious]

Okay well here's the thing about that, Fung...

Um, don't.

Cuz that's one of the signs that you've totally lost your mind to whatever mental illness you have.

It's basically a warning to everyone else that you're off your rocker.

Or at the least, it's a warning to people that you have a serious hormonal imbalance that is causing hair loss.

[Mister Obvious]

Either way it's basically a red flag to make everyone stay away from you and to also feel bad for you because you're clearly nuts.

I am just being real with you, broseph.

[Mister Obvious]

Homeslice.

Homega.

Homerino.

[Mister Obvious]

Holmez.

[Mister Obvious]

Ho ho homie.

[POT FUCKING KETTLE]

Okay well here's the thing about that, Fung...

Um, don't.

Cuz that's one of the signs that you've totally lost your mind to whatever mental illness you have.

It's basically a warning to everyone else that you're off your rocker.

Or at the least, it's a warning to people that you have a serious hormonal imbalance that is causing hair loss.

POT FUCKING KETTLE!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Uh no.

I do express myself through the eyebrows, but I embrace them.

I don't shave the shit off...

I brush it up and make sure it stands out like a sore thumb because it's kind of like a permanent lion roaring over both my eyes...

Lets people know that I'ma fuck 'em up if they come steppin'...

[Mister Obvious]

Plus, wearing your eyebrows normal these days is some vanilla bitch shit.

Seeing all these chicks having no idea the proper way to wear their eyebrows is kinda mind boggling...

But we JUST stepped into the Age of Aqua...

Give me some time with these sluts and I will bring them up to par.

[POT KETTLE]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[LEMMY KILL CUNTER]

FUCK YOU YOU ARE A GHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ME AND LEMMYY EAT YOU LIKE DIRT BITCH!

[Mister Obvious]

Since you're the one who started this thread, I will let you spam it with retarded shit.

Because I am so cool that way.

[Mister Obvious]

Keep yourself unvaxxed, Fung...

The truth is that I wouldn't necessarily turn down your seed if I became desperate enough.

[Mister Obvious]

You're a pretty big motherfucker and you look like you might have some remarkable physical endurance, which is one of my requirements in a seed donor.

[Mister Obvious]

You're a pretty big motherfucker and you look like you might have some remarkable physical endurance, which is one of my requirements in a seed donor.

The endurance part, not the bigness...

I like short dudes.

But I don't discriminate.

[Mister Obvious]

I looooooove short dudes. Lmao. Oh sigh. Siiiigh.

I love 'em short and stocky.

Agh...

Men.

Mennnnnnnnn.

[Mister Obvious]

I like 'em with some fucking meat on their bones too...

I don't like that rail thin shit.

Not that I wouldn't settle for a rail thin dude if he could prove he's not rail thin because he's on FUCKING DRUGGGSSS.

[Mister Obvious]

I HATE drugs.

[Mister Obvious]

Like, bad drugs... not natural stuff like shrooms and the sticky green.

[Mister Obvious]

If you're not meaty, I'mma have to assume there's something wrong with you...



I like 'em thick.

Not fat, by any means.

Just thick.