Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[Mister Obvious]

Your server time a little off by 19 seconds according to atomic clock at utcnist.colorado.edu

Bruv, ERMERGERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INTERSTELLAR EXISTS 19 SECONDS INTO THE FUCKING FUTURE, I JUST CAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT YET, IT WON'T HAPPEN FOR 19 MORE SECONDS, OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BEASTIAL ROARING*

[Mister Obvious]

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

[Mister Obvious]

NOT THE CLOCK THINGY

THE DISTURBINGLY LOUD DEEP BEASTLIKE ORGASM ROAR COMING OUT OF MY GIRLY ORGASMING BODY HOWWWWW

[Mister Obvious]

Okay I'm done.

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NOT THE CLOCK THINGY

THE DISTURBINGLY LOUD DEEP BEASTLIKE ORGASM ROAR COMING OUT OF MY GIRLY ORGASMING BODY HOWWWWW

It seems to be ok now they may have been doing updates they often do that on Friday night.
Sunday morning is even worse. These geeks get paid a lot to hire hookers.

[Mister Obvious]

These geeks get paid a lot to hire hookers.

Oh God that is so hot.

[Mister Obvious]

THOSE LUCKY HOOKERS

[Mister Obvious]

GEEK'S WAD

[gen9V]

"Friday night MO you gotta love it"

[Mister Obvious]

PLACE NOTHIN' ABOVE IT

IT'S ON LIKE THAT

[DragonGhost]

You making me laugh like a geek dude like gufaaawww gufffawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Mister Obvious]

lerl

yas

[Mister Obvious]

Roflmao, God I love Paris so much.

This reminds me of when I used to ride scooters and bikes around the halls of my childhood home.

[Mister Obvious]

I just 100,000,000% know that feeling.

[Guest]

You must be from old money , who needs a bike in a regular house only in mansions and estates

[Mister Obvious]

Paris is so delightfully and fabulously nerdy. Only she could achieve this.

[user328]

I want to be her siamese twin.

[Mister Obvious]

God that would be so fun!

[Mister Obvious]

Queen.

[Mister Obvious]

4:20 I fuckin' love you, Paris.