THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[somethingelseishere]

I love kittie cats but there ain't NEVERRR ever gonna be one that gets in/on my bed!
That's the line and I stand firmly behind it. A human has to have ONE kitteh-free sanctuary.

The bed is mine.

[Mister Obvious]

Cats stealing breath is a real thing...

That's why you can't have 'em around babies and lil kids who can't wake up and shove 'em off.

I never figured that shit would be dangerous for an adult until my cat came and laid on my chest one morning and I started breathing in her fur and she kept sorta rolling closer to my mouth/nose and I realized holy shit, if I couldn't move, I would be a goner right now.

[somethingelseishere]

That was in a Stephen King movie wasn't it??

[somethingelseishere]

[somethingelseishere]

0:20 - Nice kittie beret.

[somethingelseishere]

Who knew cats were such wonderful massage therapists?

[somethingelseishere]

"We don't be in the kitchen with nasteh hands cuz that's just nasteh!!!" lol

I want to do this today SO BAD but I am NOT a fan of the greasy stove aftermath.  : (

[somethingelseishere]

Plus the airborne grease gets on your clothes. : (

[somethingelseishere]

I guess - cook naked, then shower. *loses appetite*

[Guest]

I get the feeling like you cat ladies would eat on the floor on all fours side by side out of a tuna can

[user328]

Just wipe the stove with a wet dish cloth and a squirt of Dawn.

[Guest]

0:20 - Nice kittie beret.

@ 9:52 wtf  , cholo alert

[somethingelseishere]

Just wipe the stove with a wet dish cloth and a squirt of Dawn.

I always work it up to some HUGE ordeal in my head when all it took was 1/2 a paper towel
sprayed with all purpose antibacterial cleaner and it was good as new. Totally worth it as well!!

I'll post a pic on the cooking thread! : )

[somethingelseishere]

6:45 into it and I can't help but to keep thinking "It should've been Chelsea. Why God, why
wasn't it Chelsea???"

Chelsea Wolfe. Sooooo much more deserving of this kind of collaboration. But it would make too
much sense and be too awesome. I guess the world can only handle so much of that kind of awesome.

[somethingelseishere]

Just wipe the stove with a wet dish cloth and a squirt of Dawn.

Scrolling past just now, this hit me...

"Well you send Dawn over and I'll do the rest!"

#daylatedollarshort  #FML

[somethingelseishere]

Gonna give this a spin, see if it works...

[somethingelseishere]

17 minutes in and it's definitely scratching that itch.
PJ Harvey's White Chalk spun in witch house fashion making things sexy up in here.

[somethingelseishere]

I'm convinced that me, this kittie cat and the duckling would be the ultimate crime-fighting trio!!

[somethingelseishere]

Awwww Ms. Lulu, I love your adventurous little spirit!! *cuddles*

[somethingelseishere]

Cashie: He's a ladies man. He's a man's man. He's my hero!! 

((((((Cashie)))))) <<< those are oooold school hugs BTW... : P