THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[somethingelseishere]

Awwww, I want a shelf-kitteh!!

[user328]

My little Audrey sometimes sleeps on the bathroom shelf. She likes to find secret sleeping places where nobody will mess with her.

[somethingelseishere]

This world would suck without felines. I mean waaay worse than it does now.

[user328]

When I was a child, I saw a ghost that looked like this, except she was made of spider webs instead of chicken wire.

[somethingelseishere]

She really strikes me as the kinda girl that needs to be bitten on the tuchus.

[somethingelseishere]

I wanna do stuff in a workshop/garage setting with her! *giddy*

[somethingelseishere]

And I think it should involve bubble wrap, styrofoam, duct tape and chocolate milk.

[user328]

She really strikes me as the kinda girl that needs to be bitten on the tuchus.

Jewish people insist it's spelled "touchous," and don't realize that's also an old Southern synonym for "touchy."

[somethingelseishere]

I love how the goth, steampunk and spooky chicks get all excited this time of year.

[somethingelseishere]

Jewish people insist it's spelled "touchous," and don't realize that's also an old Southern synonym for "touchy."

I think she's got the reverse-shiksa thing going on. *keeps watching*

[user328]

I didn't watch the whole video. I like the color-matched dress and all, but I was mainly interested in the final product.

[somethingelseishere]

I also think me and Rachel need to bake and construct a 3-tier wedding cake.
Not for a wedding. Just for us. To eat. In that garage. Hence the chocolate milk.

See? Aaalways thinkin'!

[somethingelseishere]

I'm four minutes and change in - I'm doing this!!!

[somethingelseishere]

OMG, my Seinfeld reference didn't go amiss as she just stated...

She's an OUTFIT REPEATERRRR!!!! Lord, this wormhole keeps getting better!

[somethingelseishere]

She uses the word "uterus" and ten seconds later asks "Are you ready for things to get weird?"

She has NO idea!

[somethingelseishere]

ROFL!! She just said the word "rectamble"!! We're stroke-twinsies!!! lol

[somethingelseishere]

That was great! The chicken-wire Victorian-era lady thing was really cool.

Thanks for sharing Dev!! : )

[somethingelseishere]

So soft and fluffy!!



Like a little furry biscuit!!

[user328]

Damn, I love the Rolling Stones so much!

There's something about the way they swing it.

Smoked a blunt over at my mom's and listened to this song from 1981's Tattoo You on my way back home.



2:23 This is why I love Mick Jagger:

Take your chance now, baby,
Or be sorry for the rest of your sweet lovin' li - yi
Aye
Yi  yi  yife,
Baby

Whilst rummaging for that track on ThemTube, I discovered this 1972 recording of the same song with different lyrics. It's pretty rough. I'm glad they waited till they got past their angsty period to release this song.

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The magic number 19.