Eyebrows should be brushed straight up...

[user328]

You could make a mold of your butt out of wax, then use that to make a plaster butt with real butt hair.

[Dark Dick]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9f11cb5ef716...df6c7.gifv

[Mister Obvious]

I loooooove Julie Newmar. She's the only true Catwoman.

I used to draw in my eyebrows to look that way when I was a kid playing Catwoman dress up.

https://imgur.com/a/LOHjA4q

[Mister Obvious]

I mean, I call it "dress up" but I was and I still am Catwoman.

[Mister Obvious]

I was Catwoman before I was MO.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/roundedcurves2/70...ost-june-6

Check out the bottom tag line. "Quads, Trumped, Quints..."

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa.

I mean first of all, that's Julie FREAKIN' Newmar.

"How The Government Spies On Itself" do WHAT?!?1

Man, that shit is wild.

1964.

There's nothing about it that ain't weird.

Same shit, different century!

[Mister Obvious]

Terry Pratchett (author of outstanding renown) is my current eyebrow inspiration...

https://imgur.com/a/tOchEXu

I threw in our bio compat, 94%...

Obviously the brushed up eyebrow preference is archetypal!?

[user328]

Every time I see a girl, I remember this thread and make a point of noticing how their eyebrows are combed.

[NotAllowed]

Man I hate eyebrows no wonder the Buddhists shave them off and nose hair and ear hair I hate these things.

[Mister Obvious]

It's only cuz you haven't embraced them, Fung.

You're shy about it and it's understandable.

But you're not living up to the heights your brows could achieve.

Let it happen.

[Mister Obvious]

Ear hair nasty tho, get rid of that.

Lmao, actually kind of kidding.

I personally think it grows that way for a reason, not sure I'd go about cutting it.

That's my opinion.

[NotAllowed]

Well when you get to 47 it grows a bit more 

[user328]

A diligent stylist will buzz off those "old man" hairs that grow all over an older man's outer ears. I've had some who neglected them.

[NotAllowed]

A diligent stylist will buzz off those "old man" hairs that grow all over an older man's outer ears. I've had some who neglected them.

I build engines lady I won't be going to a "diligent stylist" anytime soon.
And if you think im a dag then so be it.

[user328]

I think you're a dag anyway, but not because of that.

[NotAllowed]

MO you should give Dev my email and if you don't you are truly evil.

[Mister Obvious]

Large eyebrows which met in the middle were also considered to be an attractive feature for Roman women, and women would often use soot to achieve that 'on fleek' monobrowed look.

https://coriniummuseum.org/2016/07/roman-haircare

[Mister Obvious]

That's a big ol' FUCK NO from me!?!

[user328]

I knew a guy from Florida who said, "Real men have only one eyebrow."