Would anybody be all that surprised by a literal zombie outbreak at this point?

[Mister Obvious]

It's honestly more plausible than ever.

And they love to tell us what they're gonna do through the movies.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe not people being reanimated after death, maybe not wanting to eat human flesh/brains...

But more, the original zombie. The truly scary zombie.

The 'voodoo' zombi.

[Guest]

I can picture it now. MO gets tied up by a bunch of gorillas becauase she stole all their bananans. A dedective come rushing in and hammers the gorillas in the asshole just constontly repeatding the sme 5 words 'Doo not steal the banans'

[Guest]

can you at least change your name to 'miss Annie' so I can romanticize you agains

[user328]

If you're talking about MK Ultra type shit, it wouldn't surprise me at this point if the shadow government perpetrated it.

[Dark Dick]

Remember the 'bath salts' zombies from a while back?

They were probably doing a test run.

[user328]

I had forgotten about the bath salt zombies.

Maybe they've been trying to foment a zombie apocalypse all along, but they haven't come up with a fad that'll catch on.

[Atma]

but they haven't come up with a fad that'll catch on.

So they came up with vaccines.

[user328]

So they came up with vaccines.

Which booster will contain the nanobots?

[Guest]

They've been in production for about 10 years now. Smart Dust Zombies. 
Nanoparticles forming transceivers in the brain and controlling what you think and do. 
 shttps://dissidentvoice.org/2021/09/smart...d-for-you/

then perhaps:





That's just Hollywood trying to scare you...but the technology is real. I believe it will be used
for good purposes. Good day.