Me and you and some JIF peanut butter

[Snaut]

Lets get it on sweet little momma

I gonna chase you threw the barn over the hills and into the woods 
The pack is howlin for some jiffy

[Mister Obvious]

I gonna chase you threw the barn over the hills and into the woods 

And then??

[Guest]

An DEN we make baby doge

[Mister Obvious]

That's hot.

[Mister Obvious]

I wanna know more about the pre-chase though...

Like, what leads up to that?

[Guest]

And DEN We Bite off the Baby Doge ampullaceal cord Strapped to Elons Back Mole

[Mister Obvious]

Ok that's just fucked up.

Wait.

Do we have sex with Elon after that?

Cuz if so then I'm in.

[Guest]

Sex is forbidden on mars... because lighter gravity for seamen to occur naturally thru other means of reproductive asexuality

[Mister Obvious]

That makes sense.

I will admit I'm sad that I don't get to have sex with Elon.

At least I have you!?

[Guest]

I dont think elon would approve. but i would consider it for 10.5842119 Doge

[Mister Obvious]

Make it 10584211.9 Doge and maybe.

[Guest]

10 doge minimum fee each Interstellar withdrawl haha

[Mister Obvious]

THE FEES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH

[Guest]

Listen I got Kids to feed lmao

[Guest]

did we just commit a liable offence? lmao
im not a sex worker or anything like that so I was only kidding about the doge. even thou crpyto is technically not really legal tender persay

but in anycase i will retract asking for money for sex

i will fuck you for free with no monetary value associated given that you give me doge for condoms and maybe some doge for whip cream
if your kinky like that

[Mister Obvious]

It depends on how you pronounce Doge.

If you call it "Dodge" then you're totally safe.

[Guest]

im pretty sure im like.. 100percent like Elon how he treats womans

so you probably wont like me cutting your hair the way i like it

[Mister Obvious]

Wouldn't it be fucked up if Elon's thing was that he HAS to cum IN your hair, EVERY single time?

Lmao, like that's his ONE THING where it's just the only way that he can actually cum.

It's GOTTA be in your hair.

Lmfao.

We need to write a list of "Things That Make It Not Worth It"...

[Mister Obvious]

The "List of Dealbreakers"...

[Guest]

Exploring elons fetishes. I'm in.
He's def into 69s
What if it was daily