Kinda weird how Tom from MySpace reminds me of Neo from the Matrix...

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And his last name is Anderson.

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And he was a hacker.

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Man I miss those MySpace days, MySpace was a great fuckin' site...

You could code your profile to look however you wanted it to.

That shit was fun. It was so fun.

So much better than FB where you can't customize shit and it's all the same.

Reminds me of some kind of THX 1138 shit where everything's gotta look the same.

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Tom holds a special place in my heart man.

When I had nobody else, I had Tom.

I think I even messaged him once.

I miss you Tom bro for realz.

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I had 17,000 friends on MySpace at one point... I was so proud.

So proud.

Then I got super paranoid and deleted that shit.

A lot of people did that back in the day...

It's usually females who do that kinda thing.

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I believe it's called "flouncing".