Annoying Guest Posts Hall Of Fame

[Mister Obvious]

You two still haven't got a room?

Which two, me and the Canadian Guest?

I don't date vaxxed people.

[Mister Obvious]

What do you mean you can't tell he's Canadian?!

[Mister Obvious]

I just thought it was obvious.

[Guest]

How would you know if someone is vaxxed?

[Mister Obvious]

They gotta volunteer that info or you roundabout drag it out of them...

You can't ask straight up or they'll just lie!

We ain't no dummies around here!

Canadian Guest went above and beyond...

He actually emailed me letting me know he'd been vaxxed at least 3 times!

Thanks, Guest!

[Mister Obvious]

He actually emailed me letting me know he'd been vaxxed at least 3 times!

I say "at least" because I dunno how many times he confessed to getting the jab since I never actually opened any of his emails, just glanced over the summaries?!

[Mister Obvious]

I always appreciate it when people make my job easier.

[Mister Obvious]

Hell, one time he even emailed me a Google Maps link to his exact geographical location!?

We've got a really brilliant sumbitch among us, that's all I'm saying.

[Mister Obvious]

But on some real shit, I actually really like Canadian Guest...

He's one of the only peeps I've ever known online who actually stays away from your site when you ban him and doesn't use fake IPs to bypass it.

It's actually really impressive.

He's back because I don't ban anymore though.

But I always appreciated that about him.

[Guest]

Trix is angry at me still. I bought a very nice painting off her. A while back. And for some reason we butted heads and she banned me. I was. Banned for over six months. I came back. She banned me again. At which time I got upset and painted on the painting I bought. So she is mad I paid ted over it. And then I sold the same painting canvas board for 60$
Painted a nice scenery painting with dash of sparkles.

[Mister Obvious]

And it's not cuz he doesn't know how...

He's just THAT respectful.

Love you man.

[Mister Obvious]

And then I sold the same painting canvas board for 60$
Painted a nice scenery painting with dash of sparkles.

Wow man that is actually cooler than fuck!

I didn't know that.

Thanks for updating me re: the painting, I think what you did is really neat.

[Guest]

Ya..and had you sent me some doge. I would of doubled it back for you instantly
I apologized. For my behavior why can't you?
I wanted to let bygones be bygones

[Mister Obvious]

Hey man, sure, I'll let you send me some Doge.

Let me email you my Doge address!

[Guest]

Don't do it.
I'm upset with you need to apologizes

I'm keeping my mouth shut now

[Mister Obvious]

NO APOLOGEESE FOR YOU

[Mister Obvious]

U ARE TO EMAIL ME 6000 DOGES IMEEDITLY

[Mister Obvious]

OR I WILL ARE YOU BE BANNED EFFEICTIVELY IMEEDITLY

[Mister Obvious]

SEND THE DOGES

[Mister Obvious]

*ME