I'd like to talk to you all about the quality of your shits...

[Mister Obvious]

There might be lots of pervert ghosts waiting for you in you toilet every day, Fannie.

Oh bro, you have nooo idea...

[Mister Obvious]

Man! That one didn't wanna go down AT ALL! The struggle was REAL!

[Dark Dick]

Man! That one didn't wanna go down AT ALL! The struggle was REAL!

I'll be struggling not to cum fast while you struggle with those butt plugs.

~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~

[Mister Obvious]

I think I'm in love with this toilet for its sheer power...

Has anyone else ever felt this way about a toilet before??

[Dark Dick]

We need to double dump to see if your shitter can handle it.

[Mister Obvious]

How the fuck...

[Mister Obvious]

WHO THINKS OF THINGS LIKE THAT, DARK!?!?!?!? WHO"!?!??~~?~?

[Mister Obvious]

(You.)

[Dark Dick]

When they originally designed toilets, I wonder if they used analogs like bananas and sausages to test them out.

Maybe, they put ads in the newspapers for people who could take monumental bowel movements to make sure the prototype toilets worked.

https://housecrazysarah.life/antique-potties-toilets/

[Mister Obvious]

I think gelatin definitely makes you poop.

SUPER high quality shits, you guys, you GOTTA try it.

[THE FUNG]

I once had really high quality logs.
Now I have to get things shoved up me arse on the 11th.
Darn fuckers I will get to the bottom of this.

[Mister Obvious]

You're gonna get through this, Fung.

Your internet family is always here for you.

[THE FUNG]

You're gonna get through this, Fung.

Your internet family is always here for you.

Thank you darl, sometimes I have no one to talk to.
You are the bestest!

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, you should take up yoga. It'll help you loosen up for those massive log jams.

[Dark Dick]

This just came to me.

Start calling ass cheeks, "mud flaps".

[ThE fEcKin EeJiT]

Ive been doing some good shits but I need to eat a lot of bran to do em without my bunghole bleeding.

[Mister Obvious]

Wow, I just butt birthed a turd that came out in such beautiful formation that I almost felt it was sentient, aware.

I was almost sad to flush it!

[user328]

When they originally designed toilets, I wonder if they used analogs like bananas and sausages to test them out.

Maybe, they put ads in the newspapers for people who could take monumental bowel movements to make sure the prototype toilets worked.

https://housecrazysarah.life/antique-potties-toilets/

Toilets used to use an enormous amount of water. The front end of your turd was in the water before the tail end exited your bunghole. There were no butt splashes and no two-flushers back then.

[Mister Obvious]

God bless the toilets of olde.

I am grateful to say I still have those older style toilets (not the greatest old school kind but back when they still made them decent) and I NEVERRR want to replace them!!!