Has something simple as putting a shirt on ever tried the shit out of your patience?

[Mister Obvious]

#humanlifeproblems

[Mister Obvious]

It seems like getting dressed fresh out of the shower is a bad idea?!

[user328]

I call it Stupid Shit That Shouldn't Even Happen. Little bullshit ass things that irk the fuck out of me.

[Guest]

It seems like getting dressed fresh out of the shower is a bad idea?!

Most likely you never had a completely dry towel thus leaving moist flesh and clingyness 
Lots of women are too dumb to even dress themselfs tooday

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah and a really small shirt too.

I'm still wearing long sleeves...

I'm actually wearing thermal shirts with a button down collar...

I love the waffle knit, it keep me throbbingly warm.

I wanna try wearing them all summer.

Might just have to switch to regular long sleeve shirts instead.

I dunno what makes waffle knit so much warmer than your typical cotton shirt, but it feels sooo good.

I imagine it must be kinda like the lulling heat that bakes frogs to death in the sun.