Lately I have been masturbating far too often

[Jethro]

And I kinda blame the permissive culture of society right now with regard to sex
Even the web hostess here is very perverted and I feel she encourages this debauchery
Right now we have a depression epidemic and one of the causes is too much penis touching

@6:00

[Mister Obvious]

Not masturbating is pretty easy.

[THE FUNG]

Just let one out every 3 months or so dude to clear the pipes otherwise it gets hard to piss.