S2 E38 - "Liar From Blackhawk"
0:27 I love the episodes that start out with Dodge at nighttime. It looks so serene. Imagine how it would have been back in those days... the only light at night would be the moon and stars, and the lanterns or candles in people's houses.
0:30 I love how respectful they are to all the women on this show... back when even the prostitutes were ladylike. Sigh.
0:56 "Well I left there with twenty dollars. That's as rich as I've ever been!"
I haven't seen a bad guest star on the show yet. They've all been top tier quality, none of them have ever lacked, or hinted at a sense of modernity.
2:05 is Chester really gonna take the good marshal's last silver dollar and go piss it away in the Long Branch?? =\
2:35 I can feel Miss Kitty's loins aching with desire at the mere mention of "Mr. Dillon"...
*nanarub*
2:57 I'm starting to get the idea that Chester's trying to push his luck with Miss Kitty tonight. So first he's taking Matt's last silver dollar to blow on drinks, and then he's gonna try to get cheeky with his girl too?? He's treating Kitty like she's a saloon girl or something!?! Ain't really met Festus yet, but I bet he'd never do some shit like that. Too bad we gotta wait til season 8!!! Festus = bestest.
3:40 TBH the thing is... Kitty going around dressed up to the nines every night in the saloon, it ain't like she can be all surprised when dudes come onto her. Like this guy is some rando and yeah he's being pushy but, she's a freaking saloon girl. If she's supposed to be different from the rest then how is she gonna differentiate herself??
4:25 what in the honest fuck has gotten into Chester tonight?? This is just... embarrassing, to put it lightly. Are they gonna explain this kinda behavior?
5:16 never mind... this Hank dude is even more embarrassing. Chester's cringe thunder just got stolen.
5:30 "What's got into you anyway?" THAT'S WHAT I WAS WONDERING.
(It's so weird how they start saying the same things I've said pretty much verbatim.)
6:08 lmao look at Matt eyeballing Chester up and down... that's the "Am I gonna have to start worrying about you around my woman?" look. Bahahaha!!! Chester needs to marry up already... this is just getting weird.
6:30 uh yeah, that entire story sounds totally made up.
6:43
*thinks back to that episode where Matt shot down a group of outlaws by himself* ... Sooo, why are we supposed to be impressed with this nitwit whether his story is true or not??
It'd be easy to lie about stuff like this and get a story going about yourself in those days though. No way to really verify your claims. It's kinda brilliant TBH but at some point you'd DEFINITELY have to prove yourself, so in the end it would backfire. Pun intended.
7:00 lol Shinn looks scared... "He's not really gonna call me on my BS is he?!?!"
8:44 "Chester, sleepin' is for women. It'll just make you fat." BAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!! Marshal Dillon is DAMN RIGHT though. God. He knows everything. Like... he's the PERFECT man. Who the heck wrote this character and those lines?? Like, who INVENTED THIS?!!?!!!
Apparently it was this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Meston But without Arness to bring him to life, I don't think the mere writing/lines would be the same at all. It's a brilliant character. He's the kinda guy every woman wants, and the kinda guy every man wants to be.
9:37 I think this Davey dude is in on the lies about this Shinn fella. It's like he's the hype man or something, lmao!!!
12:24 he definitely didn't look like he wanted to do that. He also looks like he's never shot a man before.
15:11 the lighting is gorgeous in this scene.
19:46 I feel sorry for this Shinn guy, it's obvious he isn't up to anything and he really doesn't want any trouble.
20:30 well I guess we're gonna have us a good old fashioned hangin'...
*facepalm*
21:25 told ya.
23:13 I love his profile... he's gorgeous from every angle.
24:36 I love his gaze from under the shadow of that hat brim...
*heart eyes*