Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

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https://imgur.com/a/mQzhx5h

Hot as fuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adOeRNN1zk

Paris married Carter on 11/11...

That's pretty hardcore, she's going for magic numbers and symbolic meanings with this shit, she means business.

I guess she'll be knocked up pretty soon too...

That should be interesting!?

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Paris's honeymoon series is catching some flack/hate from some people mainly because they just think her husband Carter is straight up weird.

I think they're missing the part where Carter basically works for Paris... he's essentially an employee and a publicist as well as a bodyguard and probably every other service you could pay somebody for. The guy's probably gay, FFS.

TBH, he knew what the job description was going in and he's probably been waiting for this moment since the first time they ever met.

They're the two 30 year olds who vowed to marry each other if they were still single by the time they're 40.

And they were. So they did.

Only, Carter was probably just waiting on Paris and only "pretending" not to be able to find anybody in the meantime.

Anyway the real reason I made this post was to say that I personally like the series and here's why...

Because I recognize almost everything Paris wears, and it's basically all from Amazon.

Which makes me love her even more.

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Because I recognize almost everything Paris wears, and it's basically all from Amazon.

Which makes me love her even more.

Which is probably exactly the point, and it's brilliant marketing...

But I do think Paris just...

Honestly really likes it.

I know because I like it.

Luckily I won't be one of the people running out and buying it when I see it on Amazon after Paris wore it because I've already done it before in my life.

I'm past that stage, and yeah I do have some of the items she wears, or I did have those same items at one time or another in the past decade.

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It may be intentional (i.e. a partnership with Amazon/sellers) but I think it's at least 50% that Paris just likes to have fun and she's addicted to Amazon just like everybody else.

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Judging by the show/series Paris has been releasing about her wedding/honeymoon, my guess is that if she's gonna reproduce, she'll be making a massive series about that too.

I have watched basically none of her honeymoon series because I just never really wanted her to get married in the first place, so I don't even care...

And plus, Carter is just...

Too much. Seriously.

He's suffocating and it's awkward and just weird.

I dunno if their marriage is gonna last. I hope she protected her finances.

Anyway, I'll be even less interested in a series surrounding her pregnancy, if she's planning on one of those.

I wouldn't want Carter's kids, he's just freaking me out. I'd be getting a sperm donor if I was Paris.

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I can't even imagine those two having sex.

Plus, it's all IVF, so it's not like it's required anyway.

And since it's IVF, there's no reason for them to be Carter's biological kids anyway.

I don't like her taste in men at all.

It'd have been better to never get married or reproduce than to go for a weird freaked out situation like it appears she's in with Carter.

Blah.

Paris...

For real, girl.

Maybe consider laying the law down to Carter and just get a WELL CHOSEN sperm donor instead...

Or just don't do it at all.

Her body is so flawless and beautiful, it'd be such a shame to ruin it with childbirth.

I'd rather see how fly she still looks at 50 than to see the result of having kids take its toll on her, mentally/emotionally/physically.

She's a great subject for an experiment in agelessness.

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The process of pregnancy and childbirth will permanently change some of her features...

She absolutely doesn't realize it.

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To get to 40 and still look as amazing as she does?

Pft, you damn near OWE IT to science to go ahead and see how long you can possibly make it last.

Plenty of people have gone the childbirth/parenthood route in life...

I say, stand out from the crowd and use the blessing of your otherworldly beauty and longevity as an experiment/example of what can be possible.

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I'm not near as blessed with an ageless appearance as Paris is, but due to lack of sun exposure, not reproducing, etc., I'm doing decently okay enough to take on the experiment for myself.

It all boils down to protecting oneself from the sun, from excess weight, and from reproducing, from an early age...

As early as possible, especially in the teenage years. That's when a lot of girls start making the mistake of sun exposure etc.

If you can avoid those things which damage the body, right out of the gate...

It's possible to maintain a youthful appearance for a lot longer in life.

Genetics does play a part, but...

Mostly it's sun exposure and environmental pollutants that are the primary cause of unnecessary/extra aging.

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It's never too late to start giving a shit.

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Stress and bad emotions are also huge causes of aging...

The body holds tension in different places depending on what your stress/emotional issues are.

Massage is a very helpful way to break up the tension stored away in certain parts of the body, and Paris is big on that.

Relaxation and targeted release of tension are vital.

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It's always really obvious in these videos that Carter is a business/personal manager that Paris decided to marry...

And honestly, it's probably a much more solid arrangement than marriages founded on that silly love bullshit.

I think she did the right thing.

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My God that woman lives her life right.

Praise you, Paris.

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2:34 i c o n i c.

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"Honey, I AM the Neon Carnival"...

Muwahahahahaha.

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The kids born from this surrogate trend are gonna grow up to be all kinds of mentally fucked up... at the least.

The connection between these offspring and their wannabe mother (in this case, Paris) just won't be there because they weren't physically carried by her.

She keeps getting nothing but male embryos, which just goes to show that it's all karmic...

There are only males in queue to come to this planet through her genetics. If she pushes it and tries to have a girl somehow, things are gonna be even more askew on a karmic level, and who knows what the physical manifestations will be.

"Will anyone ever talk about the differences between IVF babies and natural babies?"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-11498.html

That discussion is more relevant and important now than ever before.

I think "infertility" is a blessing in disguise that stops people from reproducing because they aren't meant to, and there could be many reasons why.

There are a lot of people using fertility treatments and IVF to conceive children that never would have gotten here naturally, and the consequences can be dire.

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The connection between these offspring and their wannabe mother (in this case, Paris) just won't be there because they weren't physically carried by her.

The relationship between the father and the offspring may be fine though, since it's business as usual for the father in this situation. Using a surrogate is no different than using your wife... the man doesn't carry the baby, there will be no negative consequences of surrogacy for the male/dad.

This is why men abandon their kids/families all the time... by nature, they have no skin in the game at all and it's very easy for them.

Surrogacy puts the wannabe mother in the very same position as a father... the bond just won't be there.

The kid is gonna sense that, only it's gonna be a two-way street because the kid won't have any sense of belonging with the wannabe mother either.

They'll feel that bond with their REAL mother, the surrogate, and tragically, they'll never get to be with their real mother because they were bought/paid for and their mom was just a tool to these people.

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I pretty much kinda don't even like Paris Hilton anymore.

She's a brilliant businesswoman, there's no doubt about that...

But man, she's got some fucked up friends and she's made some fucked up choices about her life in recent years.

She definitely went the surrogate route for vanity reasons, and it's understandable but...

If you're not willing to sacrifice your body (aesthetically) to actually birth a child, then you shouldn't be having one.

At least Grimes had given birth prior to using a surrogate for her second kid, she had good reasons based on experience for not wanting to do it again.

So okay, great, we'll get to see how long Paris's beauty can really hold up because she never got fat or had kids...

But it feels a little empty knowing that she could have had her own kids physically yet she chose to go this trendy route, playing with karma and people's lives like it's a fuckin' game.

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There is no unselfish reason for wanting to have kids.

It's ALL selfishness.

I'm suspicious of people who "WANT" to have kids, ESPECIALLY men.

Do you think cavepeople back in the day "tried" to have kids??

Man hell no. They just boned cuz it felt good and then there was this weird, long, drawn out, painful and half the time deadly consequence that happened because of it 9 months later.

I mean, how long do you think it took them to even link sex to the consequence of reproduction?

PROBABLY A FUCKING WHILE.