Missing411: Strange Disappearances From National Parks

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B I G F O O T

11:31 they vocally mimic animals and humans.

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Most of these sightings stories sound legit as fuck.

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Always thought it was strange that there are no monkeys, apes, etc. indigenous to North America...

Mmmmhmmmm.

Turns out, we have Bigfoot instead.

In tropical regions, it's regular monkeys but in regions with colder weather it's FUCKING BIGFOOT.

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I've been on the fringe for like 20 years and have never given Bigfoot a second thought either way before now.

Seems like Bigfoot is starter material. Like absolute noob territory.

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Dude, I mean...

Most of these stories come from old dudes.

I tend to believe them, or at least I believe THEY believe they saw Bigfoot.

Usually dudes from the older generations don't lie about stuff like this, they don't generally make this kinda stuff up...

And if they ARE making it up, you can usually tell because they're typically the "storyteller" types, all animated and exaggerated with their crazy tales and shit, but nah...

Not these Bigfoot sighting guys.

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The Himalayan Yeti/Abominable Snowman is just as good.

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21:30 that's pretty weird...

I mean that's how HE reacted to it.

But what if these people who get abducted at the National Parks experience the same kinda thing and that's what leads them off the path from their buddies?

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The Himalayan Yeti/Abominable Snowman is just as good.

There are LOTS of other lore creatures...

The Dogman is a big one...



May be where the werewolf lore comes from.

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What's so freaky about Sasquatch is the vocalizations/mimicry, particularly the human language mimicry.

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NGL, I think Bigfoot is scary as fuck.

Aliens, whatever.

Reptilians, whatever.

Interdimensional AI possessing demonic forces, I meaaan, yeah that's pretty scary but...

Bigfoot?

The fuck outta here.

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Bigfoot scary as hell.

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Apparently people have even seen albino Bigfoot.

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8:06 maybe the knocking is Bigfoot's version of sonar.

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Narrated by Rod Serling??

How could I ever say no to this??

1:10 the Abominable Snowman.

2:30 damn, straight into Baphomet eh?

This is chill, but I only care about Bigfoot.

2:56 I mean, he has a point.

3:16 they only discovered gorillas WHEN!?

https://saveagorilla.org/documents/Goril...e-Text.pdf

1847!?

Reports of the great ape in Africa go back over 2000 years, but confirmation that one existed did not take place until the middle of the 19th century.

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1...ode=ytin20

Okay, that's it.

That's enough proof for me.

Bigfoot is real.

If we've only known great apes exist for like 200 years, Bigfoot definitely exists.

The great ape was only a story and a myth before that time too.

Just like Bigfoot.

Unbelievable.

We're trying to colonize space and we can't even admit Bigfoot is real?

The fuck outta here.

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I mean, 3 minutes in and this shit has been educational as fuck for me...

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4:21 wow, that Bigfoot reported sightings map says it all...

They're clearly indigenous to the PACNW and west coast.

They may be in other parts of the country but I think they're way fewer the farther east you get.

4:29 wow so this whole Bering Strait migration theory is definitely the most widely accepted.

"Bigfoot: Stranded in America"

4:55 so the yeti is the polar bear version of Bigfoot.

6:58 Eric Shipton's got that baller Received Pronunciation accent going on.

10:58 no offense, but Sir Edmund Hillary looks like a self-righteous asshole. I mean, aren't those hardcore mountain climbers usually?

Rod Serling was such a gift to this world, for real. I love his voice, always have. Leonard Nimoy was a great host too.

11:34 peep how he licks his lips after he says it's the "Tibetan Blue Bear" they were seeing... either he knows he's lying, or he's JUST THAT convinced on his own superiority BS.

It's like listen...

EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A FUCKIN' BEAR LOOKS LIKE.

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KINDA BEAR IT IS.

Even when a bear is walking on its back legs, it STILL LOOKS LIKE A BEAR.

It's got that oh, ya know, UNMISTAKABLE BEAR SHAPE.

That's why people who see SQUATCH call it a damn APE-MAN.

12:33 this guy's full of it too.

12:47 oh right, those Tibetans... they're just simple people, y'all. They can't recognize a fuckin' bear when it's standing on its hind legs, OMG, it suddenly becomes a whole other creature. Those sensitive, poor, uneducated Tibetans though... *eyeroll*

They're giving shills too much screen time on this doc. Should have figured they'd pull some shit like this after plainly showing us Baphomet for like 30 seconds within the first 3 minutes of the show.

13:20 oh yeah, I mean those simple-minded Tibetans though. THOSE FREAKING SHERPA THOUGH. They're not KNOWN FOR being guides up Everest and knowing the whole fucking place front to back or anything... lmao. Wow, just wow with these fucking guys.

14:14 lol, I wonder if the Bigfoot Trailer still exists today?? Wonder if there's still a facility around there.

Imagine when we FINALLY get to be given the truth about friggen Bigfoot existing, just like with the great ape. It'll be INSANITY. People will be out in the woods en masse trying to find one.

14:38 because the weather is better and Bigfoot is way cooler than yeti.

16:46 dude, it was probably trying to kidnap Dan's friend.

17:45 wakin' up to Bigfoot!

You know, considering the fact that Bigfoot is real, I have a lot of respect for people who advocate for the truth about Bigfoot to finally come out... they're essentially animal activists, only way more free-thinking.

19:10 wow, check out this '70s chick's bitchin' braid.

20:17 "man-like looking gorilla"... see what I'm sayin'?

Okay the rest is about Loch Ness, so I'm outie.

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8:04 interesting facts about why squatch is a reddish brown color.

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13:26 he says the girl's hair was braided...

https://hudsonvalleycountry.com/bigfoot-...-ny-braids

Apparently Bigfoot sneaks onto farms and braids horse mane.

It reminds me of a story I heard this guy tell WAY long ago about finding this weird hut in the woods that seemed like it was made of SUPER thick hair that couldn't have been human and he'd never seen anything like it.

The whole thing was just made of shit tons of hair and random sticks and stuff I guess.

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This one is narrated by Peter Graves, brother of James Arness.

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What if Bigfoot is immortal and that's why they never find any remains??