Had a dream I was President Trump...

[user35]

And that I had an assistant who was *terrible* at her job, and did embarrassing wrong shit all the time but I just went easy on her and kept her anyway just to be nice because she's a girl. Her job wasn't really that important, it was more like drafting executive orders and foreign policy, keeping the nuclear codes safe from prying eyes, and such. But for some reason she had a fetish for parking weird cars instead of doing her job. Go figure.

[Mister Obvious]

ROFLMAOLOLOLOL...

That's a good sense of humor.

[user35]

Thank you very much. You're a lovely crowd. I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.