Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

I wish I had a bright ginger fro.

But this is what I got instead, so I'ma deal with it.

[user328]

I'm working with what you see here. I can't get it to do the Robert Smith thing, much less a full on fro.

[Mister Obvious]

I think what we're working with will suffice.

[user328]

I almost fooled around and had an Ebay order shipped to user328 del Gato instead of my real name. Good times, good times!

[Mister Obvious]

Lolololol. Oh man. Somebody's gonna think you're one of them thar drag queens.

[user328]

Lolololol. Oh man. Somebody's gonna think you're one of them thar drag queens.

I'm seriously considering dressing like Wednesday Addams to prank my friend from Texas when she comes to visit.

[user328]

https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Collar-Cos...0BCW59D6W/

[Mister Obvious]

That's...

Fucking terrifying.

[Mister Obvious]

Reminds me of some Buffalo Bill shit lmao...

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villai...351797.jpg

[user328]

Terrifying? I think it'd be funny as shit.

[Mister Obvious]

I guess I'd just have to see you all decked out in your Wednesday gear to decide.

[user328]

I mean I could dress like my avatar, but I don't have the boobs for it. lol

[Mister Obvious]

Other than the outfit, it's basically the same look anyways though.

[user328]

Do you think this dress would be less creepy?

https://www.amazon.com/PRETTYGARDEN-Wome...0BCWCB886/

[Mister Obvious]

It's A LOT less creepy.

But at the same time...

You might not be instantly recognizable as Wednesday without the big collar.

So I guess it would be worth it to look creepy AF if it meant the character would be immediately recognizable.

[user328]

I'm not necessarily bent on the Wednesday look. Just something goth.

Even something like this could conceal a lot of incongruities, I think.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0821H2BVX/

The top part is the model's hair, not a head covering. It just looks that way with the black dress. It's really a turtleneck.

[Mister Obvious]

That's more like a Morticia Addams feel to me.

AKA hot as fuuuuhhhhk.

[Mister Obvious]

You should get a super padded ultra pushup bra just for some shaping.

I dunno...

Like...

Whether or not you should REALLY go down this road or not but lmaooo!

If you're gonna?!

Might as well do it right.

I dunno your size though, biggest issue is making sure it's big enough for your rib cage.

Measure underbust if you do buy one, and don't go hog with it.

B-cup is big enough, you don't need to scare the shit out of anybody.

Prolly like a 38 B or something.

[Mister Obvious]

Stuff that shit with some cotton ballz.

[user328]

When you put on two tone eye shadow, does the darker color go on the eyelid or under the brow?