I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...

[Mister Obvious]

[user328]

I think I made that one around 2008 when I started my own red board.

[Mister Obvious]

Well that explains why I've never seen it before?!

Love it, super adorable.

[user328]

Thanks for adding him. I think the red boards are a dead species, but he deserves to live on.

[Mister Obvious]

He definitely does.

I love the old school emoties.

The newfangled emojis and whatnot aren't really my jam.

They just aren't as cute, don't have as much personality.

[user328]

They just aren't as cute, don't have as much personality.

I used to say that about MSN emotes in comparison to YIM emotes.

[Mister Obvious]

Ahh yes, it's all relative to what you're used to, what you grew up with, etc.

[user328]

I actually consider Microsoft to be interwebz n00bs. I mean they didn't even build network support into MS-DOS or Windows 3.11 They're lumped in with Faecesbook and Twatter and all the other n00bs who came in and started acting like they own the place.

And the n00bs all have one thing in common: no sense of humor. That's why their smileys have no personality.

[Mister Obvious]

And the n00bs all have one thing in common: no sense of humor. That's why their smileys have no personality.

This is fucking true...

Maybe NPCs are actually real.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...olate-milk

Nestle's Quik

[user328]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...olate-milk

In the sidebar:

https://www.tumblr.com/adoreaudrey

[Mister Obvious]

You an Audrey fan?

[user328]

You an Audrey fan?

Well, yah. I named a cat and two computers after her. lol

[user328]

I named... two computers after her.

https://imgur.com/a/F7IrLKm

[Mister Obvious]

This computer I'm on right now is called Harold & Maude...

https://i.imgur.com/EuHQMt3.png

[user328]

That's what I'll name my next two cats after Bill and Alice kick the bucket. Which I hope will never happen, but you know how it goes.

[Mister Obvious]

Lolol, that's brilliant.

[Mister Obvious]

6:47 feeeeehhhhhhk...

[user428]

Is that syrup? It does not look like ketchup.

[Mister Obvious]

Is that syrup? It does not look like ketchup.

That's what I thought at first too.

I was like why not just simply call it SAUCE?

I concluded it's because the concoction is strained...

It's all about the liquid rather than the material that was used to make it.

So if the mushrooms were left in for example, it'd be a sauce.

But because it's strained, it's...

A ketchup??

Call it something else and I'm all about it.

Juice?

That makes way more sense.

That video got me thinking though, fuck maybe tomatoes really are poisonous.

I've been dropping them from my diet in recent months and this just further solidifies my decision.