Crocs Kadee flip flops are the best...

[Mister Obvious]

I don't like that thing between my big toe and index toe on sandals.

Women don't typically mind the thong, whereas men typically hate it.

Probably something to do with the correlations between certain parts of the body with various organs, eastern medicine style.

That'd be my guess.

[user328]

'Tis a singular sensation, this wearing of shoes in the tub.

I can attest that you'll never have to worry about losing your Crocs at the lake, river, or beach because the bastards float.

Well, I guess they could float away down the river, or the tide could carry them out. Or a big honklin' bass could eat them. Then you'd be kind of fucked.

Sadly, they're not quite buoyant enough for me to cross that miracle of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, namely walking on water, off my bucket list.

[Mister Obvious]

Bahahaha, THEY DO FLOAT!!!

I never thought of that. Lolol.

The mental imagery is really funny.

Crocs should make life rafts!!!

[user328]

They looked so cute floating in the tub!

I thought about taking a picture, but yeeeaaah... taking a smahtphone into the bathtub? There's no way I could've ballsed that up.

[Mister Obvious]

Trust me man, taking pics of things in the tub/shower never translate over the way you want them to.

[user328]

If any phone deserves to be drowned in the tub, it's my piece of shit phone. It wouldn't connect to my computer with either USB or Bluetooth so I could transfer a photo this morning. I had to upload the pic from my phone to the CI image dump, download it from there to my desktop, then reupload it to Imgur. Man, that pisses me off.