Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Oh nah, I don't think she'd ever use that term to describe herself. But she should totes embrace it.

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I joined Morgan's Patreon...

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I get to see her truck-top hot tub video before everyone else...

It feels good to be a cuck!

There's a $5 tier for when she gets "spicy" apparently, but I'm thinking that's really just for the males.

She probably doesn't get too inappropriate on it since it's all just hosted on YouTube anyways, and I'd like to see it but...

I don't make it a habit of subbing to people on Patreon, so I am just gonna hang out in the $1 tier for however long it lasts.

Can't imagine she won't raise it someday, she's very much undercharging for how entertaining she is.

I'm sure there's some kinda brilliant strategy behind the price though so whatevs.

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It cracks me up that she built a toilet into her driver's seat and apparently a stand up shower in one of the broncos...

That's some 'new to the road' shit right there!

Don't need any of that... not even close.

Lol, she has a Yoda fountain in one of her rigs, what a cool chick.

Love this Morgan chick.

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Apparently the roof top hot tub is gonna be 2000lbs once it's filled...



Lmao, I wasn't concerned about the weight til I heard that number. Come on.

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Definitely sounds like a bad idea for a virtually unlimited number of reasons and again, WTF is it with this chick and water? She's a fuckin' Taurus FFS.

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She's prolly a water sign moon or rising.

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I'ma say maybe like a Cancer or Scorpio moon, maybe a Cancer rising.

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Her birth chart says she's an Aquarius moon, and even though Aqua is the Waterbearer, I don't think that explains it.

Gotta be in her rising sign, which we dunno cuz we just know her b-day, not her birth time.

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She does have Jupiter in Pisces, which expands all things water related. Still bet she's a water sign rising though.

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I bet she's either a Scorpio or Cancer rising. Cancer would make a lot of sense just because she's constantly cooking for the dogs, affectionate, etc.

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She's really titty-centric, which is a Cancer indicator too... Cancerians (sun sign) always either have huge tits, or are obsessed with huge tits and tits in general. Like even more than people normally (and sooo understandably) already are.

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T I T T A Y SSSSsz

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K, I'm done.

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I'll never forget this lady I saw at a rug store one time, pretty sure it was like an India rug outlet and the lady was Indian...

She wasn't like stunningly beautiful over all or anything, and her rack wasn't even like...

I dunno, your "stereotypical" rack that people would define as the end all be all of racks...

But for some reason man I just COULD NOT stop staring at her tits, like.

She was wearing a sorta low cut top but it wasn't even necessarily scandalous.

It was just pretty normal stuff, and she wasn't being sexual in the slightest.

But...

I have never forgotten those titties.

Must have been something energetic, like something about her vibe that enhanced everything about her.

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I've seen a lot of tits before and since, but a random rack that you remember for THAT many years??

Special.

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I do like the ladiez.

Wouldn't be down for anything scandalous with 'em, I'm straight as an arrow.

But some chicks are pretty hot.

[user328]

I'm a Scorpio, and I love titties.

They don't have to be big. I can appreciate all shapes and sizes. I think perky little B cups are my favorite. But when I see some big honkin' D cups, I drool like one of them there Pavlovian hounds.

[user328]

I'm a Scorpio, and I love titties.

Things overheard at a 12 step meeting?