Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

That's okay...

Just put on your wig darling.

[user328]

Just put on your wig darling.

Should I wear panties?

Nobody's gonna see them, so it doesn't matter what they look like per se, but I wonder if it would make me feel more in character.

[Mister Obvious]

If you want to but...

I dunno if I'd take it that far.

That said, if the dress is sorta form fitting, you don't want any panty lines. Lol.

If you wear boxers then I would waive the panties.

If you're a tighty-whities type, then I suggest:

https://www.amazon.com/Freya-Expression-...B07NR8F8DR

https://www.amazon.com/Maidenform-Womens...B01BMWP6Y4

https://www.amazon.com/Maidenform-Microf...B000E3ZP2Q

[user428]

I think they were just destroying the middle class, which happened to be white males. They want everyone struggling, and under gov control.

[user328]

The dress is form fitting on the big booty having models on Amazon. I don't know how that would translate to a stick figure like me.

I'm guessing it won't cover as much leg on me as it does on them, as I'm pretty tall. That's why I'm getting the opaque thigh high stockings.

I'm not even gonna bother with shoes. The solid black Skechers I bought a couple of weeks ago are reasonably punky enough.

[Mister Obvious]

I think they were just destroying the middle class, which happened to be white males. They want everyone struggling, and under gov control.

Yep. This is why self-sustainability is more important than ever.

[Mister Obvious]

"Dammit! I already took my pants off!"

[user328]

The dress is form fitting on the big booty having models on Amazon. I don't know how that would translate to a stick figure like me.

It looks like it'll hug any shape you stuff into it, actually. I definitely won't be fooling anyone. lol

[user428]

Yeah. Those are good suggestions to wear under it lol.

[user428]

You can surprise me too of you want.

[Mister Obvious]

Definitely get appropriate undies then. Boyshort style underwear that come down over the thigh are the only truly panty line free underwear, don't believe anybody who tells you otherwise. So if you already have something like that around, wear that. Otherwise meh, maybe pick up a cheapo pair. You should never spend more than like $12 on underwear and Maidenform is the best.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like Dev is taking the whole roleplaying thing to a new level...

Dev is literally LARPing at this point.

I'm almost kind of inspired.

[user328]

So if you already have something like that around, wear that.

I have some white gauze briefs from the hospital that are very similar to the ones you posted. They may work as long as they don't show through the black dress.

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds triggering though. I think I'd rather wear panties, lol!

[Mister Obvious]

Plus if you get a sexy pair, maybe you can jerk off on them later.

No?

Just me?

Okay, nvm.

[user328]

Dev is literally LARPing at this point.

That term is redundant if your point of reference is real life. It must've been coined by someone who never logs off. lol

I'm looking at it as a cosplay type thing. Dressing up in costume and playing a role. Maybe it'll help develop the character. She did well on Gab because there were other jokers there to play off of. That benefit doesn't exist on an empty new website.

[user328]

Plus if you get a sexy pair, maybe you can jerk off on them later.

No?

Just me?

Okay, nvm.

If you want me to send you my used gauzy hospital briefs, just come right out and ask.

[Mister Obvious]

Uhh, no. Lace only bitch.

[user328]

"Nine guys in here, and the toilet seat is always down. What's up with that?"

[user328]

Uhh, no. Lace only bitch.

So I need to buy panties then.