Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

Well...

Put it to you this way.

I don't always wear underwear...

But when I do?

They're LACE BABY YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[user328]

I don't understand women's sizes. I have about a 30 inch waist.

[user328]

I may have to go to a store and scope this shit out in person. That'll look weird to all the chicks shopping in there. lmao

[Mister Obvious]

They don't have good selections at stores and you'll end up with some way overpriced shit.

I guess you could just go look, but you should order the cheaper version online.

[user328]

I need to see the stuff firsthand to know what sizes to buy. I'm not gonna buy anything in the stores.

[Mister Obvious]

Ah okay that's fine then.

[user328]

Is there a website that translates between women's and men's sizes?

[user328]

Is there a website that translates between women's and men's sizes?

Well, kiss my ass.

https://silverbobbin.com/womens-to-mens-...onversion/


This is the Internet. Of course we have that here.

[Mister Obvious]

I was gonna say no, but...

Wow, just wow.

Lerl!

[user328]

Have you often found that women’s clothing features the colors and styles you like better than men’s clothing?

OR MAYBE YER A CREEPY OLD FART THAT WANTS TO TAKE UP CROSS DRESSING, AMIRITE?!?

[Mister Obvious]

"I can't believe more people aren't doing this!"

[user328]

The general idea seems to be that the women's size is one size smaller than the same size in men's clothes. So if the women's size is medium, a man who wears men's medium would need to buy large women's clothes.

[user328]

"There must be some really dumb people in this world for there to be an actual book titled iPhone for Dummies."

[Mister Obvious]

So if the women's size is medium, a man who wears men's medium would need to buy large women's clothes.

Yup, spot on.

[user328]

Yup, spot on.

Oh, shuddup, bitch. You didn't say anything when I asked you the first time. I had to go and google it. Lol

[Mister Obvious]

I thought it best you reached the conclusion in a way that made you truly understand the math behind it all rather than just drawing your own conclusions upon hearing it.

[Mister Obvious]

I made you work for it cuz I like to see that ass in action.

[user328]

Your eyes on my booty make me tingle down there.

[Mister Obvious]

I know. It's you & me bby. You & me.

[user328]

Hold that thought while I swill another Mexican apple soda.

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