Katie Carney

[user428]

I think Katie would get millions of views if she followed your recommendations.

[Mister Obvious]

She absofuckinlutely would.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe she's one of those people who doesn't like the beach that much.

I couldn't kick it with somebody like that.

Maybe Katie and I aren't meant to be after all.

Doesn't like the desert, doesn't wanna go to the beach, doesn't like heat...

Bah, fuck it...

[Guest]

She seems pretty excited about that huge dry sandwich, and no esophogeal complaints so maybe her health problems abate when she's in this travelling/new beginnings phase.
I'd still bet on Florida... she's heading south and stopping in Charleston. She has been to Florida before I think she broke her foot there awhile back. Coulda been somewhere else though, she does get around.

[Mister Obvious]

She seems pretty excited about that huge dry sandwich, and no esophogeal complaints so maybe her health problems abate when she's in this travelling/new beginnings phase.

A lot of people believe there are unresolved emotional problems at the core of physical illness. I think it's probably true. This is why it was important for her to do something different, go somewhere new.

I'd still bet on Florida... she's heading south and stopping in Charleston. She has been to Florida before I think she broke her foot there awhile back. Coulda been somewhere else though, she does get around.

I didn't know she had been to FL. That's good news... at least if she's been there before, it's back on the table as a possibility.

FL is a huge state... there's somewhere to go in the state for every time of the year.

Like yeah, it's hot everywhere in the state in the summer, but God dang, like I've been saying...

"Earth's proximity to the sun"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18827.html

It's human duty to get out in the sun.

And drop the fucking sunscreen. We're all gonna die... might as well die with a tan.

[Mister Obvious]

Guarantee she's vitamin D deficient.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't see any vids that say she's ever been to FL...

https://www.youtube.com/@katiecarney/sea...ry=florida

I want Katie to do what I want Katie to do.

[Mister Obvious]

I recommend Katie Google her name and "Florida" and see what pops up...

It's actually very interesting.

She should take it as an indicator of where to go.

[Guest]

AI might make a choose your own adventure Katie?

[Mister Obvious]

What color bikini should she wear??

I think she should wear something neon.

Maybe neon green...

https://www.amazon.com/SherryDC-Womens-P...B07MNR76FC

She should have a white bikini and a neon bikini.

https://www.amazon.com/geluboao-Bikini-W...B0BWR4RSR6

I do like the French cut sometimes.

Can you imagine how poppin' dem tiddies would look in a bikini, shut up.

[Mister Obvious]

AI might make a choose your own adventure Katie?

*holds Guest down and farts in his face*

[Mister Obvious]

Would I wear a bikini like that? Hahahahaha, fuck no.

But Katie should.

[Mister Obvious]

Katie's never even used her cleavage for thumbnail bait...

Listen, it's not like we're saying she needs to do OnlyFans or something.

IT'S NOT ASKING MUCH AND IT COULD GO VIRAL.

Katie needs to TRY SOMETHING SHE HASN'T DONE.

It's not even anything dangerous, it's not even unrespectable.

It's just girl fun at the beach...

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN.

[Guest]

She effed her foot up on some dude's trampoline once and I thought it was in Florida. Would take too much scrolling to confirm, sorry if this is misinformation.

[Mister Obvious]

She needs to do this exact pose at the beach in a thumbnail...

https://i.imgur.com/da7b4Ef.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/uCVLXqt.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/rXpgBeU.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

At a REAL beach, not some lameass wannabe beach on the east coast or something.

She needs bright water and bright sand.

[Guest]

Katie's never even used her cleavage for thumbnail bait...

Katie is a wholesome balloon animal clown she would never stoop to such tactics

[Mister Obvious]

No offense to normie beaches or whatever, but those brown/gray sand beaches on the east coast are for people who are afraid of a real beach.

[Mister Obvious]

Katie is a wholesome balloon animal clown she would never stoop to such tactics

Well then I guess she'll stay stuck in a tormentous mental hell that wreaks havoc on her physical health because she's afraid to do something she's never done before.

[Mister Obvious]

If she dislikes the heat that much then she can just go to the beach in the off-season like rich/smart people do.

AirBnbs would be cheaper that time of year anyways...

She needs to untether herself from all the BS holding her back and start living a life that honors the bitchin' tits God gave her.