Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[fungraooniesrellis]

Uhhh, no. Lol.

No that is...

Very much okay, Fung, please...

Don't.

Ok I wont dudette lol just trying to help ya my help prolly not required hahahahaha

[Mister Obvious]

[Bouji got bit by a rattlesnake]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan

How long has Morgan been dicking around and about and her ground scraping dogs have never been bitten by a fuckin' SNAKKKKKEEEE???

Much less her MY FAVORITE dog.

Yet another sign.

I can see doubt all over her countenance. Maybe she's not as oblivious as I figured. I'm sure I'm just imagining it though.

[Mister Obvious]

She does have a JF'd kinda glow though.

Wonder if she met her internet BF then dicked and ran?

[Mister Obvious]

Where the fuck is she that she needs an AC running in her rig??

She just came outta Florida for fuck's sake.

I never heard her using an AC before.

See, for all the smack people talk on Florida being "hot" it's really not the same as other places that are actually fucking hot.

Pussies. Dickwads. Fucknuggets. Wankers.

[Mister Obvious]

Her tits currently look huge.

[Mister Obvious]

Well, I mean, huge for her.

Ladymeat.

[Mister Obvious]

I ladymeat and I cannot lie. You other fuckers can't deny.

[Mister Obvious]

She's in SW SD... that's where the uppity rich people choose.

I'd stick around there and strut my ass around all the hot spots... fuck an internet BF, ahahhahahahahahahhaahhaa.

[Mister Obvious]

"I have angels that just speak to me very loudly." Actual Morgan quote from stream.

Yeah and you have real selective hearing, hon. Way to show them respect.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan admitted that the Bouj is her favorite dog... at least she has good taste.

[Guest]

Those ground scraping dogs... bahahahaha

They're all better than that dullard Camper Delventhal!

[Mister Obvious]

Delventhal is definitely a dullard...

I mean I sort of enjoyed that one video of hers I watched where she was at Wall Drug, but mostly just cuz I'd been there before.

She's great for the vaxxed and boosted masses though, guarantee half her audience is still wearing a mask in their cars and when they go riding bikes.

[Mister Obvious]

Morgan just said she wants to "retire" in SD and she'd just stay there now if her internet BF didn't live somewhere else.

Wherever he lives probably fucking sucks... I'd drop him like a hot potato and never go meet him.

She's an SD citizen by license, she's got her vehicles registered in SD... there are tons of places around there repurposing hotels for longterm rentals.

It's literally the greatest place in America BESIDES the horrible winters which take it off the table for me personally.

But for Morgan, it's perfect.

She needs to go to Deadwood and find an obscenely rich old gamblin' man. Those guys know how to have a good time, they've got swag.

No way in hell I'd leave SD if I were Morgan.

Those repurposed hotels are usually in the ghetto though, but it should be no problem for her, she used to live in Memphis FFS, literally one of the worst places in America.

[Mister Obvious]

"But if that doesn't work out, I'm coming right back to SD, gonna open my shop here."

Yeah, she's already got a plan for an out "in case" her internet BF situation turns out to be a dud.

She already knows it's a dud, she can feel it...

No way I would meet him. Not a chance in hell.

[user428]

I think she just enjoys building guys up just to reject them really hard. For real.

[Mister Obvious]

She keeps saying he's offered to come to SD but she tells him no because apparently he lives somewhere cold and she wants to be cold.

I think it's just cuz she's trying to skirt meeting him, probably subconsciously.

Who the fuck in their right mind wants to be cold?

Now I understand why he was talking to her about the thyroid and the hot weather being a possible trigger...

Not saying that's bullshit but I am saying that he used it to manipulate her into coming to his area.

You NEVERRRRRRRRRRR go to meet a man. His loser ass comes to you. Situations that begin with the woman going out on a limb and meeting the man? Doomed to fail. Total garbage. Maybe it's fine if you go into it expecting it to be total garbage, but also, why would you waste your time with that??

Lol.

He should have come to her with his pockets loaded to pay for a place for them to chill at and have a good time, lots of attractions and places to eat, etc.

She has exerted her will (masculine) to be the one that goes to him, and it's got fail written all over it.

It's much better if she shelves the idea and doesn't go to meet him, NOW, because once she does meet him and then ducks out of the situation, that's when it's gonna go badly for her with the audience.

[Mister Obvious]

I think she just enjoys building guys up just to reject them really hard. For real.

Lol.

Hmmm.

I dunno.

At certain points at least with this dude, she at least SEEMS convinced that there COULD be something between them.

If she's bullshitting, she has herself fooled too.

But there are times of obvious doubt... like now.

[Guest]

They're all better than that dullard Camper Delventhal!

I guess I shouldn't have casually taken an uncalled for swipe at an unsuspecting internet dog.
I'm sure he's fun and a good boy.

[Mister Obvious]

[Time to say goodbye to this rig]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan

It says Morgan's about to go live, could it be??

[Mister Obvious]

But it's so late at night though.