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Still my fave of Morgan's dogs though.
I'd never have a dog, but I'd especially never have one of these sausage dogs that apparently break their backs all the time when they get old cuz of the shape of their bodies, ACCORDING TO MORGAN.
Humans are so dumb, I cannot.
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Definitely have the first experience Buddy has with Morgan's ailing health BF to be holding the dog down so she can get a tick out of its ear.
(06-10-2023, 10:00 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: Pretty sure she even suggested that he has heart problems or something.
Just a dumbass.
Yikes.... she is probably not the one to be dating if you have heart problems lol
Oh well, can't say he wasn't warned... he's been watching her for years.
Maybe her manic tipsy dream gypsy charms will cure what ails him.
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Oh my God, she IS the epitome of the manic pixie trope.
IT NEVER ENDS WELL FOR THOSE GUYS.
These chicks bring originality and flair into their lives and then it always ends in heartbreak.
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Fuck's fucking absolute total fucking fuck's sake as fuck.
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That's TOTALLY MORGAN 100%.
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She's more of a manic pixie than I am.
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She's like a toxic manic pixie though. They don't always have to be toxic.
They're usually NOT like that, actually.
The manic pixies usually aren't alcoholics, like they might live in a car but they don't have a bunch of the stereotypical issues people like that usually have.
Like they aren't drug addicts and alcoholics.
I think that's why the manic pixie prostitute video was so funny...
Cuz I mean, if you wanna be a hardliner about the technicalities, the manic pixie archetype shouldn't even actually be having sex with dudes anyway.
I always get disappointed in the movies where they do.
They're supposed to be this effervescent untouchable glitter of chaos that you can never really reach.
You called it earlier in the thread and yeah I can totally see it.
And not to keep ragging on that Nikki girl, but I think what's irritating to me about her is she's sort of trying to do the manic pixie thing, especially in her intros... but it's not something you can fake.
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Like, you can let a dude jerk off on you in a hotel room, but you definitely cannot have sex with him.
That's a proper manic pixie.
(06-10-2023, 10:13 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: She's like a toxic manic pixie though. They don't always have to be toxic.
They're usually NOT like that, actually.
Yeah she's also pretty down to earth alot of the time... but she definitely has the MPDG in her.
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(06-10-2023, 10:14 PM)Guest Wrote: And not to keep ragging on that Nikki girl, but I think what's irritating to me about her is she's sort of trying to do the manic pixie thing, especially in her intros... but it's not something you can fake.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Hoooooooooooo... my God.
Nikki's like... the manic pixie for straight up geriatric men.
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I get genuinely fucking confounded when Morgan pulls her hair to the side of her head and talks about how it looks "blonde"...
It's fucking brown with a red tinge.
It's actually dark brown if we're being honest.
I wonder if that's the same logic she uses when she tells us she wears size zero pants.
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Like don't get me wrong, I don't give a fuck what size Morgan wears, but at least don't lie to us about stupid shit.
We have eyeballs.
That hair is not blonde and I am absofuckinglutely confused.
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Dyeing your hair in a vehicle?
Sounds like a disaster.
(06-10-2023, 10:19 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: Nikki's like... the manic pixie for straight up geriatric men.
I was looking for that goodfellas gif to laugh at this but couldn't find it so... fuckin loooooool
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There's a manic pixie for everybody baby.
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If her subscriber BF is Johnny, she's publicly talked shit on him in the past and he's publicly talked shit about her in comments sections too.
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They're all talking like that's who it is though.
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If it's Johnny, that's so lame because he's given her a shit ton of money over the years and it just figures she'd try to settle on him.
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