Katie Carney

[user428]

hmm, IDK. Katie deserves a good guy.

[Mister Obvious]

Once she's over 40, the no kids thing will go without saying though... maybe that'll make things better for her.

I'd land a wealthy dude over 60, maybe a widow dude. They can travel together and hold hands cuz his dick won't work anymore (total Godsend) and she won't have to compromise on her Christian values by giving up the honey hole for room/board.

[Mister Obvious]

hmm, IDK. Katie deserves a good guy.

He's gonna have to be able to put up with her though.

I wouldn't go for somebody who has a track record of mental illness and health problems.

I was talking about that in the Unstoppable Morgan thread.

I know it sounds harsh, but...

Really.

If you're investing in a future with somebody, you don't take on a person who is already known to have issues.

[user428]

Yeah. I'm sure she could find a cool guy that's not that interested in kids. And still bang him.

[Mister Obvious]

Well she doesn't have any female friends either, which is weird.

So no female friends, only male cuckable friends...

I think if it was easy to be with Katie, she'da got "got" a long time ago by a favorable dude.

Now, I say this as someone who appreciates Katie and thinks she's cool. But I'm just saying.

[Mister Obvious]

She MIGHT be... a hard person to deal with on a romantic level.

[Mister Obvious]

And I say these things as someone who also isn't with anybody. Lmao. So I mean...

I know what I'm talking about.

[user428]

That's true she did scare away the dudes in her last two relationships. I still have faith in Katie though. LOL.

[user428]

Are you saying that your are hard to handle MO?

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe she should be a full on beard for a gay man.

Usually when a gay dude needs a beard, it means he's got some kinda reputation to protect, which probably means he's got money.



I mean, I hate to keep bringing it around to $$$ butttttt...

Katie clearly likes to shop, so.

In order to be a beard (or even to be with an elderly widow guy with erectile dysfunction) you gotta at least clean the house, cook, etc.

So it's not she won't still have to DO SOMETHING.

But think of it...

She and her gay hubby could even be shopping buddies.

What ISN'T perfect about it??

[user428]

I'm just checked out myself, when it comes to dating. Not completely. It's just like a lot of work.

[Mister Obvious]

Are you saying that your are hard to handle MO?

Noyesnoyesnoyesno. Yesno.

[user428]

Yeah, Katie should go full gold digger. That is a good suggestion. I could see it too.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, Katie should go full gold digger. That is a good suggestion. I could see it too.

She would be the best gold digger ever. Because you wouldn't REALLY ever be TOTALLY SURE that she actually is a gold digger.

She seems too nice and too Christian to be a gold digger. I would never suspect her.

And if she cooks, cleans, tickles the limp old guy dick on the regular...

Then who cares if she's gold diggin'.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it'd still be best for her to get a gay hubby though, that way she'd never have to tickle dick at all.

[Mister Obvious]

But she's gonna have to step up her game in the kitchen. She already knows how to cook a little bit, but the second way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and she's gonna have to capitalize on that.

[user428]

Well, she is in Florida. Perfect place to find that kind of guy. She could just shop everyday day. It would be pretty sweet.

[Mister Obvious]

If I was Katie, I'd start going to church regularly and get in with an old dude whose wife of 50 years just died like a year ago.

[Mister Obvious]

Well, she is in Florida. Perfect place to find that kind of guy. She could just shop everyday day. It would be pretty sweet.

Damn right. I'd stay til I found one.

She can apply this principle to anywhere though...

Just research and go to rich people places only.

Like for Colorado, it'd be Aspen or something.

That's an example.

[Mister Obvious]

Just make sure his dick doesn't work first, even with a strong dose of blue pill.

If it does, he's disqualified.