Katie Carney

[user428]

LOL, it is a good plan.

[Mister Obvious]

ED meds are the worst invention ever in the history of mankind, literally the devil. Actual satan. A true Christian would never.

[Mister Obvious]

Yo, I'd put out an ad...

"30-something attractive big tittied female will cook/clean for wealthy elderly man with ED adverse to blue pill. Must have home paid off and must be willing to supply dependable vehicle in my name. Call 555-555-5555 for more info."

[Mister Obvious]

What if Katie ever reads this thread?? She'll be APPALLED!!! Roflrofl. Roflroflroflroflrofl.

[Mister Obvious]

Listen, I'm Christian too okay.

[Mister Obvious]

Relax.

[user428]

That would be hard to reist.

[user428]

We are just trying to help Katie out, for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

That would be hard to reist.

Yeah it would...

I mean you'd THINK it would.

I don't see how it could go wrong for an old dude.

If you're an attractive, non-fat, beauty and fashion conscientious woman that other old dudes would envy you for being with...

The fuck is the problem?

There's not one.

[user428]

She has a lot of great assets.

[Mister Obvious]

I think there was some kind of grammatical error in that sentence, but I don't care cuz I gotta go take a shower and cleanse my dirty essence of this banality.

[user428]

Dang, I thought you missed my spelling error.

[Mister Obvious]

Katie "Arm Candy" Carney.

[Mister Obvious]

I think women should always try to look like a "trophy wife" even if they're not married.

[Mister Obvious]

It doesn't mean be fake or something. It means hone the vessel God gave you into its highest form naturally... maintain your health and fitness as well as possible. This pleases God. We are all God's temple and we owe it to ourselves and to God to stay in the best shape we can.

[user428]

I like MO's ideals.

[Mister Obvious]

It's all common sense... society is really lacking in common sense these days though lol.

[Mister Obvious]

It's actually a good thing that Katie has kept her romantic conquests mostly private...

At least she doesn't have a track record that anyone can look back on, like Morgan does.

[Sagebrush_dan]

Yeah, I'm just messing around. Health is the most important thing to start with.

[Mister Obvious]

Men never wanna know that you were ever with other men, and not everyone can be as chaste as I am.