Beyond Reason (1977) Review & Commentary
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Popcorn 
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.

Written, directed by, and starring Telly Savalas. I gotta say, there's a lot of... negative comments about this movie. LOL, even by the channel that uploaded it... which is just fucked up! LOL! I'm gonna start watching it though... I'm gonna give it a go. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_Reason_(1977_film)



2:20 LOL oh my God... so far, sooo fucking bad. LOL.

4:25 oh dear Jesus, I don't know if Telly's mysterious older dude sexiness is enough to hold this together.

I seriously don't want to hate on this movie too hard because Telly wrote it himself and whatnot but...

7:00 you know what, these 70s dudes are the hottest motherfuckers ever.

It seems like this story largely hinges on a lot of inappropriate doctor/nurse/patient feels. LOL.

10:20 dude this guy is annoying as shit.

10:30 admittedly Priscilla Barnes is hot as fuck though... that's the chick from Three's Company.

11:20 bro, life suuuuuucks though right?!

Being a psychiatrist looks depressing as shiiiiiiit.

16:15 I like him. I really do. He's great. Totally honest rap right there. 

18:23 LOL OMG guessing astrology signs. "Scorpio rising." "Oh. Heavy." ROFLLLLMFAO!!!!!!!!

21:00 what the fuck?? Why are there two different chicks playing Valentine?? They don't look enough alike to pass that shit off.

21:30 "patients who became deranged because they decided to"... it's an interesting concept. I really like it.

23:06 agh, God, that 70s music... fuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhk. It's so good. Even shitty 70s movies are good. Too bad the audio is all fucked up though. This is ripped from a damn VHS!!!

Honestly I think I'm low key in love with Telly Savalas.

25:40 aww, his wife is cute.

26:16 very interesting scene... he's clearly losing his shit.

28:48 wifey wants a piece and you better give it to her!!!

30:51 oh dear... as if these whacky professors weren't enough to deal with already, let alone after becoming unhinged.

LMFAO everyone is so freaked out.

44:50 awww, he's totally losing it.

59:50 this is getting ridiculous.

1:09:20 ugh, this movie definitely is crap. LOL. I mean... it has a few cool moments. But other than that, it's just not good.

1:15:30 I'm sure there's a super important moral to this story, but I have nooo idea what the fuck it is.

Definitely not a great movie. Love Telly but... whew. I'm sooo glad it's over.
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#2
From what I can tell...

It looks like Telly Savalas was in quite a few not so great movies.

But again....

I still hold the opinion that even suck old movies are better than the meaningless ad placement, propaganda laden trash hollywank churns out these days.
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#3
You know, I've never even really seen Kojak.

There are some uploaded to YouTube but they're not really watchable.

Ah well, it'll come to me when it's time.
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#4
(07-29-2019, 10:17 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: Honestly I think I'm low key in love with Telly Savalas.

I still feel this way.

I was thinking about having a sucker (Mini Charms brand) and I was like, "Wasn't it Kojak who always had a sucker in his mouth?"

Lol it was such a random thought and I started thinking about Telly Savalas and how I think he's totally hot.

I dunno, I just love him.
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#5
I wanna know more about Telly Savalas...

I think there's something there.

Aristotelis "Telly" Savalas...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telly_Savalas

I wish to know more.
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#6
CoolNana 
Do you mean Telly one armus? teeehhhhhheeeeeeeeeee
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#7
Alright fine, Fung, I'll give you credit, that was vaguely funny.
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#8
get the fuck off ya high horse bish you know I love you forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD9xK9smth4
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#10


1:56.
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#12


0:22 iconic.
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#13
I dunno how I fell down this rabbit hole tonight but I'm 100% here for it.
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#14


Good God dang that guy was charming. Dangerous, just dangerous. I love it.
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#15
I think you could get pregnant just passing by Telly Savalas in the same room.
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#16


5:26 Ariana Savalas, the human theremin. Very unique.
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#17


1:19...

Popcorn
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#18
Fascinating shit.
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#19
I think my favorite fact about Telly Savalas is that he lived in a hotel for 20 years...

That's cool as fuck, I've always wanted to live in hotels.
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